@llanion "I can argue with the stupid math rocks if I want.
@achloryn "You can, you absolutely can. It won't make any difference, but you can."

#FuzzDnD #DnD

@kialesse @pixplaysgames

This has come around again. Turns out we made the Tabloid Rags on the other side of the world, for the whole thing with the baby white dragon.

Which honestly? Life goals. ADHD&D is pretty great sometimes.

#FuzzDnD #DnD

@achloryn

DM: The chief of the kitchen staff is a surly looking dragonborn. He looks you up and down and says. "Saw you check in. You don't have any nobility with you. Shove off."

@llanion : <Six will remember that>

#FuzzDnD #DnD #OutOfContext

@achloryn @kialesse @pixplaysgames

Quin: "Your constitution score is negative Ha Ha, why are you even talking about this right now?"

#FuzzDnD #OutOfContext #DnD

@achloryn @llanion @kialesse @pixplaysgames

#DnD #DnD5e #FuzzDnD

Okay totally rad mechanic that @achloryn just set up for Anh Le, my CoE Bard (and lawyer).

Given a free day, Anh Le is going to go and track down the last few days of newspapers (both veracious and gossip rags), looking for useful information.

I'll roll %, and the roll determines what I find, how much I find, and how true the information is.

Just got some good stuff to pass along to our patron, and enjoying the fact that my character is a fucking snoop.

#FuzzDnD #DnD #dnd5e

@llanion : "Hey, I'm not going to harass *anybody*"

#FuzzDnD

Tonight on #FuzzDnD - we're playing ADHD&D. We're definitely all VERY neurotypical at this table, for sure.

@llanion @achloryn @kialesse @pixplaysgames

I have people I met through Twitter I would drop everything and get on a plane for - communities whole and healthy all over the world. I've gone to see a woman who had a huge influence on my life, who helped save my life, as cancer took hers.

The #SOMT and #FuzzDnD exists because of Twitter! Those folks are my family.

That is gone. It was a unicorn, and it was amazing while it lasted, but I don't think Twitter/Social will ever exist like that again - we let the algorithm out of the bag.

4/

For most of my life, I would have told you I wasn't funny. I didn't have a sense of humor - I skipped having one installed.

Turns out that's not true, I just have a very dry, erudite, slightly batshit sense of humor, and I needed to find other nerds to laugh at memes with.

It's actually really comforting to share stories and know that my friends and I all make each other laugh.

#FuzzDnD

Adventurers have many motivations. Some Quest for Glory, others are out for revenge, some seek the gold of dragons and others...

...others just want some new furniture.

#FuzzDND @achloryn @justanna

From Slack of Many Things D&D last night:

@llanion Well we shouldn't make the cabinet out of any wood we get around here
Anna: Talk about a cursed cabinet
Pix: A cursed cabinet in an extradimensional Genie bottle
Anna: Yeah that's some Narnia shit
Pix: The Lion, the Witch, and the Whattheactualfuck?

#FuzzDnD #DnD #Dnd5E #OutOfContext

@achloryn

Only with #FuzzDnD and only with the #SlackOfManyThings, but...

DM: I do think at some point I'm going to have to give you some kind of buff, because you're a moron.

@achloryn @llanion

Fuzz: Does anyone have anything else we need to do tonight in game?
@llanion No, this gives me lots of time to come up with horrible things to do with these perfectly innocent cantrips
Fuzz: You know, asshole, they make *damage* cantrips.

#FuzzDnD #DnD #DnD5E #OutOfContext

@llanion : I will bet anyone in this party that I can find a way to make this thing usable in content
Me, Fuzz, Pix, simultaneously: NO BET

#FuzzDnD #DnD5E #DnD #OutOfContext

We have a sending stone, and there is timey-wimey bullshit going on

(A sending stone is basically a walkie-talkie that works between two people, three times a day, to cast the spell Sending)

We used it three times. and then there was timey-wimey bullshit. *We* think it's the same day. *the world* thinks it's been four. CAN I USE THE SENDING STONE AGAIN FUZZ?!

#FuzzDnD #DnD5E #DnD #OutOfContext

Who's got two thumbs and FOUR classes on his D&D character?

Rogue / Warlock / Monk / Sorcerer / guess who's next!

@achloryn @justanna @curlywench
#FuzzDND

DM: Alchemist's fire has a 20 foot throw range
Six: You assume I'm the one throwing it.
DM: No I mean like. It's not something you can throw further than that.
Six: But Unseen Servant can, I'm not getting 20 feet from this fucked up thing.
DM: Oh Jesus Christ ...

@achloryn @llanion

#FuzzDnD #DnD #DnD5E

I'm just saying we should probably burn the place to the ground and be done with it #DnD #ttrpg #FuzzDND @justanna @achloryn @curlywench

Anna: And I'm going to hope that whatever is going on with that, Nevris can sort it out. Because right now that's a him-problem, not an us-problem.

... we have considerably larger, tree-shaped us-problems.

#FuzzDnD #DnD #DnD5e

@achloryn