[Scene: texting on Snapchat]
Them: *shares pic of dogs on the couch* "they both wanted to be there. Best spot in the house!"
Me: I love being on the couch. The only place better is my bed.
Me: *moment of queer flirting inspiration*
Me: "Maybe you should try it."
Me: "My bed 😏"
Them: "Should I bring The Backpack next time?"
Me: *panic* 🥵

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