Ken Hart · @kenhart
124 followers · 436 posts · Server dice.campMy 16-year-old last night said we're in the stages of the end of the world, which will likely happen by 2030 at this rate. My wife and I tried to assure them that this is unlikely. Buuuuut we couldn't say they were wrong. 🙁 Hoping we at least get a Season 2 of Moon Knight by then! #gallowshumor
Alexander_Anotherskip_Davis · @Alexander_Anotherskip_Davis
160 followers · 2536 posts · Server dice.campa coworker of mine
walked a pair of legs
down to the morgue
#shortstory #truestory #gallowshumor
@pineywoozle · @Pineywoozle
1217 followers · 20889 posts · Server masto.ai
@CrockettForReal It beats this generations learning curve on Oregon Trail… #Covid #CovidIsNotOver #GallowsHumor
#covid #covidisnotover #gallowshumor
Peter Kisner · @PTR_K
167 followers · 2991 posts · Server dice.camp
anewpairofeyes · @NoahH
501 followers · 2964 posts · Server universeodon.comIf you had to commit genocide against coca cola or pepsi what 3rd brand would you delete first to send a message to the other two? Explain in reference to the movie the crow #hashtag #games #gallowshumor
Deirdre Spencer · @deirdrespencer
517 followers · 551 posts · Server sfba.socialMcSweeney’s killing it.
Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/things-tiktok-could-pivot-to-so-congress-would-leave-it-alone
Boots Chantilly · @BootsChantilly
952 followers · 1040 posts · Server mstdn.social
Marcel Waldvogel · @marcel
716 followers · 652 posts · Server waldvogel.family
AaronDavid · @AaronDavid
42 followers · 1129 posts · Server mastodon.world“You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”- Bette Davis
#gallowshumor
Aaron David · @aarondavid
94 followers · 1766 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk“You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”- Bette Davis
#gallowshumor
LibertyForward1 · @LibertyForward1
1085 followers · 9167 posts · Server misfittoys.social#ADHD #Antifa #BasicIncome #Bioswales #BLM #BorderCollies #BPD #Cannabis #CatsofMastodon #Compersion #DadJokes #DBT #Debian #Depression #DisposablePerson #DogsofMastodon #Empathy #Equality #ExcessiveHashtags #ExecutiveDisfunction #FBR #GallowsHumor #Humanist #HumanRights #JusticeMatters #LGBTQ+ #LiberalAF #Linux #MaskUp #MentalIllness #MutualAid #NonSequiturs #Persist #Polyamory #ProChoice #Progressive #Puns #Resist #Spaceballs #UBI #USPol #Vaccinated #VoteBlue
#adhd #antifa #basicincome #bioswales #blm #bordercollies #bpd #cannabis #catsofmastodon #compersion #dadjokes #dbt #debian #depression #disposableperson #dogsofmastodon #empathy #equality #excessivehashtags #executivedisfunction #fbr #gallowshumor #humanist #humanrights #justicematters #lgbtq #liberalaf #linux #maskup #mentalillness #mutualaid #nonsequiturs #persist #polyamory #prochoice #progressive #puns #resist #spaceballs #ubi #uspol #vaccinated #voteblue
Ciourte Piaille · @ciourte
83 followers · 460 posts · Server piaille.fr[Unit]
Description = Suicidal service
[Service]
Type=oneshot
ExecStart=/bin/sh -c 'echo "Goodby cruel world." >%h/final-note.txt'
ExecStop=systemctl --user disable suicidal.service
ExecStopPost=/bin/rm %h/.config/systemd/user/suicidal.service
[Install]
WantedBy=multi-user.target
#LinuxJoke #UnixHumor #systemd #Linux #DarkHumor #GallowsHumor
#linuxjoke #unixhumor #systemd #linux #darkhumor #gallowshumor
Schlockluster Video · @SchlocklusterVideo
674 followers · 3181 posts · Server mstdn.party
#CultFilmFacts: The Westgate Theater in Edina, MN played nothing but the movie Harold and Maude from mid-1972 to June of 1974. Ruth Gordon made an on-stage appearance for the one year anniversary, and returned with Bud Cort for the second. After protests, they eventually showed a new film after 1,957 screenings.
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#HaroldAndMaude #HalAshby #RuthGordon #BudCort #BuddyFilm #GallowsHumor #DarkComedy #ComedyMovies #FanArt #1970sMovies #MovieArt #MovieTrivia
#cultfilmfacts #HaroldAndMaude #halashby #ruthgordon #budcort #buddyfilm #gallowshumor #darkcomedy #comedymovies #FanArt #1970smovies #movieart #movietrivia
ZieleAych · @ZieleAych
6 followers · 97 posts · Server socel.net
Normally, I don't post any holiday related stuff but I couldn't resist this small bit of dark humor.
#darkhumor #holidays #notforkids #santa #Xmas #gallowshumor #meme
#darkhumor #holidays #notforkids #santa #xmas #gallowshumor #meme
GoodTrouble 🌊🗳️🗽🇺🇸🔬💉😷📚🇺🇦🏳️🌈🟰 · @Goodtrouble
367 followers · 2014 posts · Server mstdn.party@JoeGrowling @paulgarrard #gallowshumor #sarcasm #darkhumor #quirkyhumor #oddballhumor #deadpan #quickwitted running out of ideas on hashtags to serve as a sirens song here
#gallowshumor #sarcasm #darkhumor #quirkyhumor #oddballhumor #deadpan #quickwitted
Rachel Maria · @rachel_maria65
179 followers · 1539 posts · Server toot.communityA friend of a friend worked Homicide at Detroit PD. They had tshirts made “…our day starts when yours ends.” Before anyone gets riled this was back in the early 90’s. #gallowshumor
Pat · @Pat
124 followers · 2264 posts · Server qoto.org
Cleo of Topless Topics · @toplesstopics
286 followers · 1620 posts · Server eldritch.cafe@sunfun my mom sure did pick an inconvenient time to succumb to cancer 😅 #GallowsHumor
· @omniveg
31 followers · 185 posts · Server noagendasocial.comAnd in advance of any unintended triggering (innit fake news, though?), apologies for the #gallowshumor .