#MakeTimeForBacon and #SayNo to #PinkWaferBiscuits...
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#speaking #gammon #maketimeforbacon #sayno #pinkwaferbiscuits
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#UKPolitics #BrexitBrokeBritain #Gammon
#gammon #BrexitBrokeBritain #ukpolitics
Well, it seems I've rattled the gammons.
I've been banned from commenting on the telegraph. I was trying out their Β£1 for three months trial (which is just about worth the pound, but not much more).
I'll have to stick to mastodon in future. I don't think there are too many telegraph readers here.
#uk #ukpolitics #anti #woke #gammon
I cannot emphasise now much the lack of #gammon, #flagshaggers and general Tories on here improves my mental health.
I know all the knobheads are still out there but at least this is ONE PLACE I'm not forced to listen to there insane flat earth / anti vaxx / transphobic / Christian Taliban fucking bullshit.
There is an axis of evil/stupid now and it is all the worst people, in one big frenzied frogball of proto/neofascist fuckery.
They worked out under the #vacuumOfIntegrity if they lie big whilst churning out the #populist BS on #brexit #antiwoke or whatever - however nonsensical and absent of logic or impact it is - then the #gammon will lap it up
#vacuumofintegrity #populist #brexit #Antiwoke #gammon #ToriesOut #Labour
Warning post-Brexit border checks could deter EU imports
The other shoe is about to drop on #brexit
We will revert to having much higher prices on EU produce than in Ireland or France
Some specialists will not even bother with UK market any more - will we be back to getting olive oil in little bottles from the chemist? I think not but the #gammon got their wish we are reversing away from european civilisation - and now adding hulks to our coast to house the unwanted
This article passed me by. Am now crying with schadenfreude flavoured laughter.
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/business-economics/jd-wetherspoons-profits-plummet-91-per-cent-345722/
#Brexshit #UKPolitics #YouReapWhatYouSow #Gammon
#gammon #youreapwhatyousow #ukpolitics #brexshit
@emsquared I'm going through some of my old commonplace books atm - hence all the quotes - and I just came across this from Pankaj Mishra:
"The recurrent search for security in coarse manhood confirms that the history of modern masculinity is the history of a fantasy. It describes the doomed quest for a stable and ordered world that entails nothing less than war on the irrepressible plurality of existence."
#UKPolitics #Gammon
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Great share. I'm going to post it again with image description, if that's alright.
#Gammon #UKPolitics
A comment on the #CultureWar from Lewis Carroll
#UKPolitics #Gaslighting #TofuEatingWokerati #Snowflakes #DailyFail #Gammon
"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'", Alice objected.
'When *I* use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'"
#gammon #dailyfail #snowflakes #tofueatingwokerati #gaslighting #ukpolitics #culturewar
In this wasteland of #gammon and #brexit, it's important to pause the doomscrolling once in a while, to celebrate the bright moments. #GaryLineker is back, and we detect a brief spark in the cooling embers of our faith in the basic decency of the British public.
Here a poyum aboot how it's aw gangin tae shite.
A cry it Gangin Tae Shite by Albert Kirk Jr
#refugeeswelcome #UKisOver #gammon
#GaryLineker #BravermanOut #HumanRights #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin
#scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #humanrights #bravermanout #GaryLineker #gammon #ukisover #refugeeswelcome
#Incidentally... And, on a #CompletelyIrrelevant #RelevantTangent...
#Today's #Gammon has been #Boiled with:
#Cider;
#Herbs; and,
#OtherStuff
#IT will also be #Served with:
#WholegrainMustard #Sauce;
#PurpleStemmedBroccoli; and,
#DrStrangePotato...
#IT's #MostlySuitableForVegetarians; especially #IF they like #Gammon... | #TrueFact
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#incidentally #completelyirrelevant #relevanttangent #Today #gammon #boiled #cider #herbs #otherstuff #it #served #wholegrainmustard #sauce #purplestemmedbroccoli #drstrangepotato #mostlysuitableforvegetarians #if #truefact
A close call, but I feel like he'd win this every week.
I'd pay *all* the money for someone to hand him an "Order Of The Pineapple Ring" medal one day on College Green.
#FuckTheTories #RefugeesWelcome #Gammon
#gammon #refugeeswelcome #FuckTheTories