If anyone needs me today I'm just sitting here adding quotes around every column in this #SAP #HANA #SQL statement because why should a new database stick to industry defined standards? The devs can just deal with the new constraints, right?

#GarbageSoftware #SAPHANA #Programming

Hey I have an idea. Let's take the entire collective industry knowledge of #MSSQL #TSQL syntax and flush it down the toilet to save a few bucks. @joshthetechie it was only a matter of time until Mastodon heard how much I hate SAP HANA.

#SAPHANA #GarbageSoftware