sitting in a quiet office. Everyone else gone for lunch either in the canteen or in town.

I fancied something cold to drink other than coffee or water so I popped down and bought a can of diet coke.

sitting in my office, drinking coke. Colleague pops in asks "are you not going for lunch?"

I make to reply "I brought salad in with me" but only got as far as

"I B.. BELLLLLLLLLCCCCCHHH !!! "

and now I remember why I rarely drink fizzy drinks XD #Gassy #Belch #Coke

Some start-ups are putting antacids into the ocean to see if it will prevent earth-burps (volcanoes and earthquakes).

#startups #antacids #ocean #gas #gassy #geology #seismology #facts #QI #notQI

Very recently we tried a non-organic variant of a fruit after having #organic for years. We could taste a chemical component instantly. A sort of #gassy taste.

We wonder what the #chemicalTaste was… a fungicide, perhaps? Even our breath for a while had this awful taste/smell. We had to eat something else to mask it.

Quite alarmed by this.

Former Japanese senator Gassy has been arrested for making threats and defamation against celebrities, sparking debates on freedom of expression, social media influence, and political corruption. #Gassy #Japan #Politics #FreedomOfSpeech https://www.GPTrending.com/#/?date=2023-03-16&topic=ガーシー

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#fart #gassy

Soraya with a stuffed belly full of blood, haven't drawn somth like this for a while :)

#oc #stuffing #fat #gassy #nsfw