Spring is in full swing, which means it's time for garden-themed #gaydaddyjokes. You're welcome.

Paradoxically, Alex had to sell his fancy new double-ended dildo in order to make ends meet. #gaydaddyjokes

There was a guy who enjoyed being tied up while his lover fucked someone else. When aroused, he would become quite embarrassed and his skin would turn bright red. He was a Fluster Cuck. #gaydaddyjokes #youarewelcome

There's "Erectile Dysfunction", and then there's "Erectile Distinction!" 😆 #gaydaddyjokes

I’m not a foot fetishist. I think we should go with metric. 😂🤣🤪 #gaydaddyjokes