wife: How was ur date?

me: That was the #gayest thing I've ever done!

w: howso?

me: we just sat and talked. and walked around and talked. and then sat and talked some more. for 8 fucking hours.

w: wow, what about?

me: Trauma bonding. But houseplants and u-haul came up at least a half dozen times.

So lol stands for Lots of Lesbians... @nathan is my hero. #Gay #Gayest #BeGay