Gay problems:

Packing a bottle of lube instead of your hair mousse because the bottles are the same color and shape

#gayproblems

One of the coffee cups got stuck in a bigger mug in the sink. As a good #gay man, I thought to resolve the problem like all gay problems, use #lubricant and patience. Sadly the cup is still stuck 😂 #gayproblems

Why is it that I’m perfectly fine going cruising and hooking up, but when someone reaches out to me on one of the apps, suddenly I’m feeling weird and come up with multiple excuses on why I can’t get together? Ugh. Brain weasels. #BrainWeasels #Anxiety #GayProblems

TFW you ask Santa to cum down your chimney, but now he’s “too tired” and goes to bed early and just leaves you horny on main >_< #toohornyformyowngood #iwantcuddles #gayproblems

Grandma: Don't put so much food in your mouth, you are going to choke.
Me: No I won't.

#gayproblems