Jimmy Angelakos :postgresql: · @vyruss
273 followers · 309 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Not sure where it comes from, but LMAO this morning. Hope this brighten your day too :mario:โ€‹

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Last updated 2 years ago

I am an optimist but I do not want my buffer to overfloweth because su never sudo what the outcome might be - it is likely to be diff'erent depending on the context for each and every one of us whois using terminal based applications.

I don't want to become victim to a game of he sed she sed as it results in some very awk'ward conversations...

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Last updated 2 years ago

yeah... no... what happens on the CLI stays on the CLI... I have some rather intimate conversations with my kernel and don't want my bash'ing to be disclosed to external parties thank you very much... it could result in some cron'ically erroneous inferences about my man<>machine relationships not to mentioned making my kernel panic about the surveillance...

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Last updated 2 years ago

Someone asked me today whether or not I would use warp.dev - a terminal client which requires you to sign in to a third party service to use it...

My response was as follows...

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Last updated 2 years ago

Graham Gold :donor: · @cirriustech
1374 followers · 3281 posts · Server infosec.exchange

Charlie was a chemist
Alas, he is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

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Last updated 2 years ago

Minupla · @minupla
22 followers · 51 posts · Server quasireal.ca

Protip: Always listen to i and j for office gossip. They're always somehow in the loop

#dadjokes #geekjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

marnanel · @marnanel
375 followers · 3911 posts · Server queer.party

The Cat5 bus: always a fast connection.

(we're in Cheshire, and the route is called "Cheshire Cat")

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Last updated 7 years ago