They let you ride in the plane instead of on the plane.


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:lgbtq: Bill Hicks + George Carlin: The Big Electron ๐Ÿ˜‡

Two legendary comedians offer their perspectives on life, through song.

"Don't worry, don't be afraid. It's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice between fear and love"

"Why are we here? - I think we're part of a bigger wisdom - That we won't ever understand - A higher order - call it what you want - Know what I call it?"

youtube.com/watch?v=cvz9uSK3zX from ๐Ÿ–ค

#melodysheep #georgecarlin #billhicks

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MikeDunnAuthor · @MikeDunnAuthor
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Don't just teach your children to read...Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

@bookstadon

#georgecarlin #reading #books #fiction #novels #authors #writers #criticalthinking

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I've had a few folk complain about my fucking and use of . In response:

A. Read my profile; it provides justification

B. Fuck off

C. I don't give a shit

D. As a retired senior NCO I am licensed by the institute in free use of the following: and

In addition I have certification for:

Btw, if ANY of this offends you, PLEASE ignore and block me. Buh-bye.

#swearing #obscenity #georgecarlin #shit #piss #fuck #cunt #cock #cocksucker #motherfucker #tits #twat #rim #ass #asshat #spooge #buttfucker

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Antichrist Jesus · @radicaljesus
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George Carlin - The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. WE ARE!

from 1992!

youtube.com/watch?v=09FmRNb3Kr

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"There are some words we just can't say all the time. I just want a list." youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5oNQOS

#comedy #7words #georgecarlin

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Mark Gardner โ€:sdf: · @mjgardner
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Book · @book
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@KleineMaulwurf would be proud.

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Schlockluster Video · @SchlocklusterVideo
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@AweThatSparkle The world needs more George Carlins, imho!
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Phil Sherry · @philsherry
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I regret to inform you all that Chanan Hanspal is at it again.

โ€œSteve Vai's Talking Guitarโ€ฆ

In this video I take a look at Steve Vai's transcriptions of Zappa's "Jazz Discharge Party Hats" and "The Dangerous Kitchen". The pieces showcase Zappa's use of the Sprechstimme technique which is a vocal performance that is half spoken and half sung.โ€

youtu.be/UU_bDk1HM24

#holyshit #talkingguitar #georgecarlin #frankzappa #stevevai #chananhanspal

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Jordi (Chaotic Aspect 2.0) · @Jorsh
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I feel like would have loved the word, and the concept of "". I think it would have fascinated him.

#georgecarlin #enshittification

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Magpieblog · @sarahc
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After you've read the GeorgeCarlin anecdote, make sure to go read the piece on Toronto's Second City comedy troupe that Creative! Queer!! Autistic!!! links to. Especially if you were a fan of SCTV.

neurodifferent.me/@n69n/110601

#georgecarlin #sctv #Canada #SecondCity #comedy

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Creative! Queer!! Autistic!!! · @n69n
1151 followers · 15215 posts · Server neurodifferent.me

" : I was a big fan. How could I not be? But there came a point where I saw him on a talk show, and he was reading off cards. I had a feeling I could look like him, so I did an impression of him reading off notes and telling lazy jokes. Years went by and I was at an awards show. Across the aisle was Carlin, sitting there. We looked at each other, and he just said, โ€œBrutal. Brutal, man. Brutal.โ€ I sort of shrugged and gestured about how much I love him. But I never really met him. Years later, after he passed away, I spoke to his daughter, . She wanted to use the clips in a show she was putting together. I told her, โ€œLook, I want you to understand that, believe it or not, that was really done out of reverence.โ€ She said, โ€œNo, you donโ€™t understand. It had a profound effect on him. He wasnโ€™t aware that he was really being lazy. He was unhappy and wasnโ€™t doing the kind of work that he wanted to be doing. And your impression caused him to change his approach.โ€ God, am I glad I spoke to her."

torontolife.com/culture/untold

#rickmoranis #georgecarlin #kellycarlin #sctv

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JBRoss · @jbross
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"Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it." โ€” George Carlin โ€” โ€” โ€”

#georgecarlin #quote #quotes #apathy #humor #humorous #indifference #scientists

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โ“‚๏ธoisรฉs · @mois
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Was the term "catastrophic implosion" already commonplace or was it just added to the list?

youtu.be/o25I2fzFGoY

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Schlockluster Video · @SchlocklusterVideo
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On this date in 2008, comedian, free speech advocate, and cult actor George Carlin died in Santa Monica, California.
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R.I.P. (1937 - 2008)
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#restinpeace #georgecarlin #billandtedsexcellentadventure #comedian #art #FanArt #drawing #cultcinema

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Nick · @SAUNDERS
21 followers · 580 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

@Mikerotch75 @Maiko_1820 as a god-damned fucking democrat I'm mystified as to what and who these god-damned intolerant fascist, who purport to be democrats, are. Some kind of fucking or something. Excellent quote. Thanks.

#psyop #georgecarlin

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Chris Zero · @stationkeeper
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"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society without having some anger about the inequality, and it's not just a bleeding heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of thing. It's just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon-flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping on the street." -

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