They let you ride in the plane instead of on the plane.
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#GeorgeCarlin

:lgbtq: Bill Hicks + George Carlin: The Big Electron 😇

Two legendary comedians offer their perspectives on life, through song.

"Don't worry, don't be afraid. It's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice between fear and love" #BillHicks

"Why are we here? - I think we're part of a bigger wisdom - That we won't ever understand - A higher order - call it what you want - Know what I call it?" #GeorgeCarlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvz9uSK3zXo from #melodysheep 🖤

Don't just teach your children to read...Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

#GeorgeCarlin #reading #books #fiction #novels #authors #writers #CriticalThinking @bookstadon

I've had a few folk complain about my fucking #swearing and use of #obscenity . In response:

A. Read my profile; it provides justification

B. Fuck off

C. I don't give a shit

D. As a retired senior NCO I am licensed by the #georgecarlin institute in free use of the following: #shit #piss #fuck #cunt #cock #cocksucker #motherfucker and #tits

In addition I have certification for: #twat #rim #ass #asshat #spooge #buttfucker

Btw, if ANY of this offends you, PLEASE ignore and block me. Buh-bye.

George Carlin - The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. WE ARE!

from 1992!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09FmRNb3Krg #GeorgeCarlin

#education #GeorgeCarlin

"There are some words we just can't say all the time. I just want a list." #georgeCarlin #7words #comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5oNQOS0

@jacobydave Obligatory #GeorgeCarlin bit: https://youtu.be/l04dn8Msm-Y

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Iowa Passes Near-Total Abortion Ban After 14-Hour Debate https://jezebel.com/iowa-six-week-abortion-ban-passes-1850628063 #Jezebel #dobbsvjacksonwomenshealthorganization #antiabortionmovementintheunitedstates #abortionintheunitedstates #abortionrightsmovements #antiabortionmovements #feliciahilton #megansrinivas #heartbeatbill #janiceweiner #georgecarlin #socialissues #kimreynolds #amysinclair #lizbennett #kencrokin #abortion #politics #roevwade

@KleineMaulwurf #georgecarlin would be proud.

@AweThatSparkle The world needs more George Carlins, imho!
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#GeorgeCarlin

I regret to inform you all that Chanan Hanspal is at it again.

“Steve Vai's Talking Guitar…

In this video I take a look at Steve Vai's transcriptions of Zappa's "Jazz Discharge Party Hats" and "The Dangerous Kitchen". The pieces showcase Zappa's use of the Sprechstimme technique which is a vocal performance that is half spoken and half sung.”

https://youtu.be/UU_bDk1HM24

#ChananHanspal #SteveVai #FrankZappa #GeorgeCarlin #TalkingGuitar #HolyShit

I feel like #GeorgeCarlin would have loved the word, and the concept of "#Enshittification". I think it would have fascinated him.

After you've read the GeorgeCarlin anecdote, make sure to go read the piece on Toronto's Second City comedy troupe that Creative! Queer!! Autistic!!! links to. Especially if you were a fan of SCTV.

#comedy #SecondCity #Canada #SCTV #GeorgeCarlin

https://neurodifferent.me/@n69n/110601923659664851

" #RickMoranis : I was a big #GeorgeCarlin fan. How could I not be? But there came a point where I saw him on a talk show, and he was reading off cards. I had a feeling I could look like him, so I did an impression of him reading off notes and telling lazy jokes. Years went by and I was at an awards show. Across the aisle was Carlin, sitting there. We looked at each other, and he just said, “Brutal. Brutal, man. Brutal.” I sort of shrugged and gestured about how much I love him. But I never really met him. Years later, after he passed away, I spoke to his daughter, #KellyCarlin . She wanted to use the #SCTV clips in a show she was putting together. I told her, “Look, I want you to understand that, believe it or not, that was really done out of reverence.” She said, “No, you don’t understand. It had a profound effect on him. He wasn’t aware that he was really being lazy. He was unhappy and wasn’t doing the kind of work that he wanted to be doing. And your impression caused him to change his approach.” God, am I glad I spoke to her."

https://torontolife.com/culture/untold-stories-from-the-early-years-of-second-city-the-group-that-changed-comedy/

"Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it." — George Carlin — — — #GeorgeCarlin #quote #quotes #apathy #humor #humorous #indifference #scientists

Was the term "catastrophic implosion" already commonplace or was it just added to the list?

#GeorgeCarlin

https://youtu.be/o25I2fzFGoY

On this date in 2008, comedian, free speech advocate, and cult actor George Carlin died in Santa Monica, California.
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R.I.P. (1937 - 2008)
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#RestInPeace #GeorgeCarlin #BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure #Comedian ##Art #FanArt #Drawing #CultCinema

@Mikerotch75 @Maiko_1820 as a god-damned fucking democrat I'm mystified as to what and who these god-damned intolerant fascist, who purport to be democrats, are. Some kind of fucking #psyop or something. Excellent #georgecarlin quote. Thanks.

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society without having some anger about the inequality, and it's not just a bleeding heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of thing. It's just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon-flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping on the street." - #GeorgeCarlin