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Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: How I Feel Reading About How Many Calories Heidi Klum Eats in a Day https://jezebel.com/how-i-feel-reading-about-how-many-calories-heidi-klum-e-1850773747?utm_source=regular #Jezebel #americanwomeninbusiness #entertainmentculture #germanysnexttopmodel #heidiklumeats #carlossantana #humaninterest #projectrunway #petedavidson #sofiavergara #terrycrews #heidiklum #kevinhart #yodelers #timgunn #grimes #klum

I wish I could pick prizes like that out of the grabby hand machines!

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

Oh, hey! There's #TrashTV on tonight, ain't there?

#GermanysNextTopmodel and/or #TheVoiceKids

I thought #KampfDerRealitystars was an every night thing, but noooOOOooo!

Equal goes it loose!

😜 what I thought was drama was everyone missing their cues, and the girls popped at random! 😂 And such weird walks! This round was a shitshow. 🤣

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

I like this hairdresser runway show idea, putting them all in the same outfits, doing the same routine.

Even I could see how some of these girls are there, skill-wise, but lacking fundamentals in other areas.

The teaser for the segment after the break promises drama and tension, some of which features Anya(?) (Audrey look).

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

Pink hair girl turned out really hot, as well! Hubba hubba!

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

Freakout girl quit the show! 🤣😂😜

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

♥️ Anya's new look is very reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn!

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

🤣 She's going into total meltdown over a hypothetical haircut... threatening to quit the show. 😜

I suppose it IS "good TV," and I kinda get it. It took a lot for me to cut my locks a few years back.

(I'm growing it back, despite the increasing gray and thinning on top. Pfeffernuss is against this, and wants me to get a haircut. We'll see.)

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

Model B crying and moaning OMG as she holds model A's hand while model A is getting her hair cut does no one any good. SMH

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

One of the models is freaking out big time about getting a new look. Big sobbing tears. Something about working on her hair for years (?!?!), and not wanting to have it cut?

Huh?

I thought this was part of being a professional meat puppet used to project other people's body images/fantasies.

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

These "fashions" are udderly (sic) ridiculous. 😜 Bare asses. Bare (trimmed) bush, too. Horrible hairstyles. Circus clown makeup.

Is this supposed to be like #WeirdAl, but for fashion? Comedy parody art? If so, they're taking themselves very seriously. Maybe that's part of the schtick.

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

Ooo! Bikini time!

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

I'm pleased to see that the same huge plastic hair curlers my mom used in the 60s are still in use today...

#GermanysNextTopmodel #TrashTV

So we're watching #GermanysNextTopmodel...

I can see why it's comedy gold. The girls are so earnest in their endeavors!

Some of the crying is hilarious.

The hats tonight are... uhh... well... uhh... yeah. I don't have the words.

Hot girls prancing about in skin tight spandex is a delight for my inner dirty old man.

#TrashTV

Liebes #Prosieben wie lange soll denn diese toxische #germanysnexttopmodel noch laufen? Wie wäre es, wenn ihr den scheiß Mal Enoch cancelt

Ich glaube es #PinkStinks gern, wenn sie sagen, das #GermanysNextTopmodel echt übel ist.

Aber ist es nicht auch positiv wenn dem Pro7-Publikum gezeigt wird:
- Trans-Menschen: existiere
- Menschen, die Gebärdensprache sprechen: existieren.
- Schwarze Menschen: existieren.

[Offene Frage, ich weiß wirklich nicht, ob man das so bewerten sollte; Was sagt der #Feminismus dazu? (eventuell ist es auch so eine Hitler/Autobahn-Sache?)]

#GNTM