@bunnyhero :ms_eyes: If it's a wifi thing, just grab the iphone from the guy walking just on the edge of the reception and smash the fk out of it, that'll keep your router from resetting becuase that a**hole is so special! (oh sorry) #GETOFFAMYLAWN

"Functional mushrooms?!" WTF is wrong with you!! #GetOffaMyLawn

Hey, as thin clients broswers suck, they are bloated cpu hungry things, this stuff belongs in a server with scribbling into a fake window and optimized over the wire stuff. Anyone out there try this? Think chrome/firefox on a server scribbling into a pretend screen buffer and the buffer being carved up into x11-ish bits sent over the wire to a true thin client (hint 300Mbyte browsers ain't it bro!) #GetOffaMyLawn

@bunnyhero I have a question, (you or anyone really) My thin client antibrowser for cloud apps used to be 252k and I've reduced it to 160k but as soon as I have to allocate an #xcb shared buffer it bloats to 8M (I need to do this to get from 2 frames a second to reasonable frames/sec) I REALLY REALLY miss scribbling into the frame buffer directly and not dealing with copycopycopy shtforbrains software #GetOffaMyLawn 🙂 (Still better than 300M chrome, but...)

Jokes on you, you stupid ***kers! I don't have an apple account, I don't have a vehicle that takes gas, I don't have a prime *anything* account. and I DGAS if there was an unauthorized access to something I've never heard of before #GETOFFAMYLAWN

Hey android "archive" trigger GFYS The ONLY time you trip is when I accidentally fat finger it, then I have a few seconds to undo or lose the thread and have to DICK with things! NO just NO! No damned anything but text in a text app. #GetOffaMyLawn

Anyone know how to #DeTelephoneSanitizer the current #VIM which informs me with a input I've changed the underlying file, because I intended to change the underlying file. BUT I've meanwhile slammed about 2000 characters because vi, since the beginning... and gawd knows what I did STOP F**KING with vi(m) some of us know what we are doing #GetOffaMyLawn

Remember kids, when git gets too uppity and all oh your changes will be overwritten! remember to run the STFU*.sh scripts to blow that sht away and yank down a fresh copy! #YW #ThugLife #GetOffaMyLawn

Friendly reminder, I'm 61, I'm old, if you "send me a DM" a) I won't know, I might see it since it shows up as a toot? 2) I STILL won't know if it's a DM or just a toot. #GetOffaMyLawn

I enjoyed this piece about Viral Jazz & Clown Core. Kids today, I tell ya

The New Weird Virtuosos Making Jazz for the Post-Internet Age

https://pitchfork.com/features/article/the-new-weird-virtuosos-making-jazz-for-the-post-internet-age/

#Jazz #Musodon #ClownCore #ViralJazz #GetOffaMyLawn

@bunnyhero I had to learn these skills when my oldest ran track. When I was a kid, they didn't have digital watches. #GetOffaMyLawn

I don't know who needs to hear this, FOR GAWDSSAKES run a memory initializer with all 0s and all 1s at the very least, especially since you've got no real testers anymore, or not! #GetOffaMyLawn

Hey web designers, remember when someone clicks on a dropdown, or anywhere really, show the new page, but move it so the next click option is on exit or something completely unrelated and dangerous. Web designers:"we can't do that" me:Immediately shows every one of them 3 examples. #GetOffaMyLawn

@bunnyhero @glyph 👀 I have used vi since the 80s? not sure exactly. The one that gets me is "recording" which is always accidental and I always freak out and shoot anything vi(m) in ps. Also linux distros ((with vi)) that DICK with whitespace and indent who EFFIN hurt you?! I always wipe and reinstall another distro. #GetOffaMyLawn

SUA FySy really?! Not in the least interested, bugger off!! #GetOffaMyLawn #WagnerTonight

SUA FySy really?! Not in the least interested, bugger off!! #GetOffaMyLawn #WagnerTonight

@artcollisions @scaredcharlotte Oh Lord, me too. If the young-uns are doing this, I'm going to implement my email signature using the marquee tag. #getoffamylawn

Hmm it's been 8 hours since I tried flooding #DriveInMob and #CineJanes with enough posts to prime the search for "Any of These" and it still doesn't work. cc: @bunnyhero I'm beginning to think there is a creative bug here. You know, houses of cards built on houses of cards? #GetOffaMyLawn