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Today's least favorite TikTok genre: asshole "this is my fancy car and this is my fancy watch and this is my fancy gf" dudes with too-young women who seem to worship them for no obvious reason. I want to scream "Run, little girl, run!" but that would be weird and creepy.

All I can do is hope they are clear-eyed about their situations and hustling those dudes HARD for bankable cash and valuable prizes. #GetThatBag