Charles Hawley · @chawley
29 followers · 150 posts · Server linuxrocks.online

Waiting in the theater for metallica.film
Trying to resist taking a photo of our crowd with the caption: if you're here tonight, remember to make your colonoscopy appointment tomorrow.

#metallica #metalrules #gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

Phewstepsaway 🌹 · @phewstepsaway
183 followers · 1131 posts · Server shakedown.social

Me: not drinking during the week has been awesome on many levels (has does this since ‘22)
Also me: these Friday night rides have been awesome on many levels, the top quite possibly being pouring a pint upon returning
Finally me: I think I’m going to start riding Monday nights too. FML

#selfcare #gettingolder #inmoderation

Last updated 1 year ago

TravisH · @TravisH
116 followers · 78 posts · Server mastodon.au

I am now officially old, I used to be able to sleep on practically any surface including rocks and sleep like a baby, now I sleep in a comfortable bed and wake up feeling like I pulled my lower back

#gettingolder #oldman #doneback

Last updated 1 year ago

Rafael · @ipxfong
272 followers · 1499 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

What counts as a retro computer has morphed from machines I used as a kid and in school to computers I used for work and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

#retrocomputing #gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

Mr. Wilson · @mrwilson
51 followers · 489 posts · Server lincolnite.net

I've known it was coming. Today I finally made the purchase.

#gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

Bill Taroli :neurodiversity: · @btaroli
273 followers · 1608 posts · Server federate.social

TMW You’re chatting with someone, sharing a story about an experience you had in a place that person lives, and then after some quick math you realize they weren’t yet born then.

I may need to get used to this feeling. LOL

#aging #gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

Joel · @foreskinisfun
9 followers · 91 posts · Server spacey.space

No. No I cannot! I'm getting old!

"Can you believe it's been ten years since STRFKR's iconic, Miracle Mile, was released? Featuring certified classics "Golden Light" and "While I'm Alive", this record is packed full of tracks that'll transport you straight to the dance floor no matter where you're listening."

youtu.be/VoX9WIM6OoY

#gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

Scott Murray · @scott
5856 followers · 224 posts · Server pdx.social

The emotional rollercoaster of using the iOS Magnifier app for the first time:

Wow, this is amazing! So helpful! Oh wait, this can only mean I’m

🤦‍♂️

#aging #gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

Raymondus Wheelerth · @moshman31
21 followers · 277 posts · Server mastodon.au

It's amazing how easily it is to turn Bonnie Tyler's song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" into a song about farting or sharting.

It's too easy. 🤣🤣

Honestly, I do love the song. I do. But I'm just a big kid inside. 😁😁

#gettingolder #middleage #funny #music

Last updated 1 year ago

Janet Logan (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ · @janetlogan
417 followers · 1745 posts · Server mas.to

I rubbed up against a doorframe a few minutes ago, and as is so frequently the case, tore my forearm skin. I truly believe my skin is becoming even more fragile. And rather quickly at that. Ugh

#gettingolder #fragileskin #spoonie

Last updated 1 year ago

Tory Bae · @thelittleasianthatcould
118 followers · 105 posts · Server mstdn.social

Not big on essential oils… but these infused Sitz bath salts are solving all of my bum problems. 🤣

#Life #millennial #aging #gettingolder

Last updated 1 year ago

dave martin · @Mountaineerdave
69 followers · 521 posts · Server mas.to
Kay :heart_bi: · @Kay
690 followers · 6018 posts · Server mastodon.nz

On a more personal note "When I'm Sixty Four" by the Beatles, has closer to home questions.
🧓 👴🏽 👵 👵🏼
youtu.be/wUDRIC5RSX4

#gettingolder #LookingForward #JukeboxFridayNight

Last updated 1 year ago

Jesse · @RocketMamaJesse
147 followers · 809 posts · Server ohai.social

You know you’re getting older when ‘roid rage’ refers to hemorrhoids, not steroids

#aging #gettingolder

Last updated 2 years ago

Deb Ong 翁诗美 · @nihilistnomya
281 followers · 526 posts · Server aus.social

Managed to pull a back muscle while in bed.

Not sure if i should be impressed with myself or annoyed 🤣

#gettingolder

Last updated 2 years ago

Katie Kinsman · @KatieKinsman
110 followers · 250 posts · Server mstdn.party

I bought myself a cup just for all the iced coffee I will be drinking very, very soon if today's temperatures were any indication of what summer will be like! I must be old, because this purchase has made me extremely happy.

#gettingolder #genx

Last updated 2 years ago

cadmactus · @cadmactus
1 followers · 25 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

I was wondering why it was taking so long to heat my soup. It helps to turn the stove on.

#gettingolder

Last updated 2 years ago

After months of fighting it, I finally decreased the resolution on my monitor.

#gettingolder

Last updated 2 years ago

Road Not Taken · @yoohooair
158 followers · 1403 posts · Server universeodon.com
BeverleyButterflyxx · @BeverleyButterflyxx
72 followers · 438 posts · Server mindly.social

"As I get older I accept myself and understand myself a lot more, I care less what others think and I enjoy life more than I ever did when I was younger."
New Birthday Blog Post: bloomingmindfulness.co.uk/45-t  link is also in my bio 🦋

#growingup #gettingolder #acceptance #selfcare #selflove #birthday #birthdayblog #45thingsilearned #turning45 #turning45thisyear #bloggerstribe #blogger #blog #blogpost

Last updated 2 years ago