I have put 2 or 4 #Slinky toys in my cart at least a couple times.

This morning, I finally pulled the trigger and completed an order for four #GiantSlinky units.

And, no, I cannot even think of the word "Slinky" without the song from the 1960s commercial playing in my head.

But why, you might ask, would a #GrownAssMan need with four Giant Slinkys? And is the plural spelled "Slinkies"? And if you choke a Smurf, what color does its face turn?

Well, for #HamRadio, purposes, of course.

@KI5SMN I just discovered there's such a thing as a #GiantSlinky.

I dunno about you, but I think a pair of Giant Slinkys sounds perfect for those crackpots on #TopBand

It explicitly says it's for Girls and Boys.

No gender-non-binary children are allowed to play with Slinky. So, yeah... perfect for Top Band cranks.