Marwood: What happened to your cigar commercial?

Withnail: That's what I want to know. what happened to my cigar commercial. What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.

Marwood: September. Bad patch.

#Withnail: Rubbish. Haven't seen #Gielgud down the Labour Exchange. Why doesn't he retire? Look at this little bastard. "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director." Of course he does. Probably on a tenner a day and I know what for; two pound ten a tit and a fiver for his arse.