KB · @decembr14
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She shall, to me at least, be forever known as Gillian Fucking Keegan.

The photo accompanying this article suggests she has a fucking thick neck.
Whereas most of her Tory colleagues have a fucking brass neck, sitting on their arses, doing nothing all day…

ha ha

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

#linguistics #swearing #gilliankeegan

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paul 🇬🇧 · @amiserabilist
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KB · @decembr14
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“As the laugh escaped her lips, I imagined her spad silently gnawing through his entire fist in the green room. Like the recent Black Mirror episode Joan Is Awful, the spectacle of Gillian Is Awful was grimly brilliant and brilliantly grim.”

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

#schools #raac #tories #gilliankeegan

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KB · @decembr14
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“But anyone can get caught out by lumps of crumbling buildings. After all, who could have possibly predicted that reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete with a maximum shelf life of 50 years might start to fall to bits after 50 or 60 years? Surely some kind of category error.”

and ruin…

theguardian.com/politics/2023/

#raac #gilliankeegan #Sunak #tories

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SubtleBlade ⚔️ · @SubtleBlade
225 followers · 4551 posts · Server mastodon.scot

The hapless had one thing right: this is a nation ruled by

As the secretary is finding out, to be a minister is to spend the bulk of your time cleaning up your own party’s messes
theguardian.com/commentisfree/

#ToryIncompetence #torypoliciesinaction #tory #education #arsesitters #gilliankeegan

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hesgen · @hesgen
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You gave to admit that this is better than Labour's usual bland offerings. Gillian Keegan walked straight into a trap with her idiotic statement that most schools are not at risk of collapse.

"Most beachgoers not eaten by big shark"

#labour #gilliankeegan #crumblyconcrete

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hesgen · @hesgen
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"Gillian Keegan apologises for swearing over school concrete crisis"

This scouse is in a right stew.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-667

#gilliankeegan #obscurejokes

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hesgen · @hesgen
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Funny how England's education secretary Gillian Keegan is generally seen sitting on her arse.

#gilliankeegan #satontheirarse #crumblyconcrete

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Here's the thing, ... the prerequisite for doing a "fucking good job" in government would be anyone at all in government doing a good job.

#gilliankeegan

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KB · @decembr14
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‘In a seemingly unguarded moment after a TV interview, the education secretary was filmed lamenting that nobody had praised her for doing a “fucking good job”.’

Tell me not to state the obvious, but maybe that’s because she hasn’t done a “fucking good job”.

#raac #education #tories #gilliankeegan

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hesgen · @hesgen
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I see Nicola Murray has let herself go a bit. Who will be England's education secretary next week?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-667

#gilliankeegan #fuckinggoodjob #satontheirarses #crumblyconcrete #thickofit

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BrianClontarf · @brianclontarf
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@sticklandtim Lots of talking, not much listening. That's for you alright.

Ask a long suffering constituent!

#gilliankeegan

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Jim Richardson · @jimrhiz
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... unlike Keith Starmer.

"Pressed for her personal view, the minister was asked whether she thought 16 was too young. “No, I don’t, actually. I was working at 16, I was paying tax at 16, I was making decisions for myself at 16,” she told Sky News."

Meanwhile Scottish equalities minister Shona Robinson says her government will "take whatever steps we need to ensure that the democratic will of the Scottish parliament is not frustrated."

--

Whether out of cowardice or actual collaborative transphobia, UK Labour has not so far opposed the Tory refusal of royal assent for the Scottish gender recognition bill.



theguardian.com/society/2023/j

#genderrecognition #genderrecognitionact #genderrecognitionreform #gilliankeegan #KeithStarmer #transphobia #ukpol #shonarobison #Scotland #transrightsarehumanrights

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🎅 aLFRe‍ 🎄 · @aLFRe
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's🐦 account was compromised at around at 7.30 PM on🎄.
bit.ly/3PScisI
MP for
Mrs Keegan serves as Secretary of State for Education under , 👔🇬🇧Prime Minister of
With no background in prior to 2014, she was funneled through network of influence.
Account started to post references to crypto
🤔 Remember that then-PM Liz Truss' phone was allegedly by🇷🇺Russians

#gilliankeegan #twitter #christmasday #chichester #rishisunak #unitedkingdom #politics #londonbusinessschool #dogecoin #hacked #hackers

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DaN McKee · @Authenticdmckee
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How does this article not mention that Gillian Keegan is Secretary of State for Education, and that teaching trade unions are currently balloting to strike too? That she may include teachers in her definition of ‘critical infrastructure’ seems a pretty important part of the story that’s missing!

theguardian.com/politics/2022/

#education #teachers #strike #strikes #Tradeunions #gilliankeegan #ukpolitics #ukparliament #antistrikelaws

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