One of my favourite things about Mastodon is the edit option. Great for pre-coffee, Saturday thumbs toot repairs. #SpaceKaren can do one. For the good of humankind. Having been shadowbanned at one time for something banal over in Twatterhell I have no inclination to return. #GIRFUY

Sadly ITV have added an extra 30 minutes to their pre-match analysis of some completely irrelevant football match that is apparently taking place tonight. France against some tiny fascist country or other. Obviously it goes without saying but...

#GIRFUY #VivelaAuldAlliance #GoFrance 🇫🇷

It shouldn't be forgotten that the first to fall gets the first opportunity to do the deal that saves their own skin.

Don't know about anybody else's experience but I've had the displeasure of dealing with Mone, but also the pleasure of telling her to fuck off elsewhere with her business... 😁

She's never struck me as the loyal silent type. I wonder who made David Cameron think she could be trusted in the Lords? 😇

Oh well!! 😂😂😂😂😂

#MichelleMone #LadyMone #GIRFUY ✊