Luke, The Force can not just force things right. #giveafictionalcharacteradvice

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No, Sarkhan... Nicol Bolas is definitely NOT that kind of dragon.

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#GiveAFictionalCharacterAdvice Anakin, don't trust Palpatine, it will ruin your life

Hey 800 pound gorilla, eat a salad.

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Hey Charlie Brown... actually, never mind.

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Walk away from cotton futures.

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Stay away from the ladies Hyde

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Do not marry a girl just because she threw a severed pig's dick at your head. I know it seems like the height of romance, but there are cousins out there with perfectly shaped apple-tiddies waiting for you. Or, you know, college.

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Join a book club — you’ll be much happier.

Rambo. Seriously. You need to move. Solitary rural areas near a conflict spot are not doing you any good.

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Hey Bill. Hey Ted. Stand back and take a look at who's using phone booths these days and then consider what your odds are that you open up your phone booth next time, Superman's gonna pop out.

Nobody else uses phone booths these days with the possible exception of Doctor Who but he's police box specific. And he's been avoiding America ever since that encounter with the Silence. Your best odds are that it's gonna be Superman.

#Wheatley , quit trying to kill GLaDOS and Chell with various booby traps. They’re trying to save you from yourself.

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No se enamore de esa morra, podría ser incesto. :angery:

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Dear police chief Martin Brody.
For God's sake stop that orchestra from rehearsing on the beach. They only know one tune; it only has two notes, and when they play they seem to be attracting sharks.

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Dear God
You are an all powerful omnipresent being & time has no meaning for you.
When you create the earth you can take your time, so don't rush and try to do it all in 7 days. If you cut corners, who knows what might happen? I mean, you wouldn't want those cute Dinosaurs that you made in your own image to die out would you? Who knows what sort of disaster it would be if those stupid apes become the dominant species LOL!

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'Ahab: just wait.'

THE LIGHTHOUSE

Seriously Ephraim, I know that seagulls are sea-bullies but... leave THAT seagull be, for fuck's sake.

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'Keep it in your pants, Slothrop, while thereʼs still some London left.'

Oh Robert, be wary of Pablo, who is as wavering as the Pilera is strong. The Maria needs you to get through this one. #giveafictionalcharacteradvice

Hey Sabine -

Maybe don't trust that dark Jedi dude with the map of those galaxies. Just sayin'.

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