Closely guarded by America's newest #SuperHero, the 💩 is in safe glands, butt none for y'all!
Oh, and #FuckTwitter, because #Twitter is a #shitter clogged with #TheThurd of Americans who believe all kinda crazy ass shit (#Republicans). It even SMELLS of those #GlandObsessedPeckerwoods of the #GOP. That's the #toot. For now. We can #edit.
#superhero #FUCKTWITTER #Twitter #Shitter #TheThurd #republicans #glandobsessedpeckerwoods #gop #toot #edit