Masked Scheduler · @maskedscheduler
438 followers · 3314 posts · Server mstdn.social

Last night's loss tells me I'll be getting three hours of my life back real soon.

#glasshalffull #giants

Last updated 1 year ago

Tim Richards · @timrichards
1886 followers · 14254 posts · Server aus.social

Oh well, at least we don’t have to pretend to be interested in soccer any more.

#glasshalffull

Last updated 1 year ago

Tarcio · @tarciosaraiva
4 followers · 37 posts · Server mastodon.au

Coming back from holiday and I got only a bit over 100 e-mails to go through. That's not too bad.

#glasshalffull

Last updated 1 year ago

Rusty Dawkins · @rustywx
80 followers · 234 posts · Server lincolnite.net

I'm remaining hopeful that we'll see rain by the end of the week.

#glasshalffull

Last updated 1 year ago

CONFIG.SYS · @loadhigh
141 followers · 411 posts · Server bitbang.social

Just remember that you might be having a bad day, at least you didn't accidentally blow up a sun and destroy a solar system!

#glasshalffull #oops

Last updated 1 year ago

Tacit Subtext · @tsubtext
147 followers · 1087 posts · Server mindly.social

Glass half empty: I have too many medical problems.

Glass half full: I am a walking pharmacy and have so many medications at my disposal that they can be used off label to treat damn near anything!

P.S. Nitroglycerin pills help stave off migraines. Whatever works, man!


#disabled #disability #criphumor #medical #migraine #lookingonthebrightside #glasshalffull

Last updated 1 year ago

Cat - One Creative Cat · @onecreativecat
665 followers · 2435 posts · Server mastodon.art

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Zoltan Hawryluk · @zoltandulac
132 followers · 190 posts · Server mastodon.social

On the bright side, ever since I started having sciatica means I don't need coffee in the morning. Because nothing wakes you up more fully than the feeling you just shot yourself in the leg.

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

huntersjames · @goatrodeo
215 followers · 564 posts · Server mstdn.social

@cobalt you're right of course, though it's nice we've finally "named" it. Conveys a certain respect, namely to those who with special needs. Grandma cared for my aunt until she didn't though I don't think she ever got any recognition let alone help for it? So we have come a little way?

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Claire 🌻 · @pixiepippi
264 followers · 1514 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@CloudsGoBy @Walkaholic
Sounds like good progress to me. 😊

#optimistic #glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Me - I'm a glass half full of piss kinda guy lately. Case in point: I'm still holding out hope that tomorrow will be the day when I no longer have to shave, shower, or even work, and I can just sit around and play my guitar, drop acid, and spout a bunch of half-baked, pseudo-mystical, apocalyptic cliches to a bunch of young pretty very horny women who worship me like their Jesus Christ.

'tMakeSense

#charliedon #glasshalffull #bringbackthe60s #zdzislawbeksinski

Last updated 2 years ago

ZedSaidSo · @ZoraSaidSo
192 followers · 1246 posts · Server mastodon.social

@cridge17

Yet save money in washroom air fresheners..

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Dr. Jennifer · @ecology_revised
79 followers · 56 posts · Server fediscience.org

What’s up with those scientific journals that still don’t use files ?
Looks like I’ll be spending the next few days converting equations and tables into Word … OTH the article is not rejected !

#glasshalffull #latex

Last updated 2 years ago

zceline · @zceline
31 followers · 55 posts · Server indieweb.social

@tiffanycli ugh, sorry, migraines are the devil 😈
the aura/tracers can also be quite helpful. who among us has not sent "hello, i need to reschedule our meeting as i will have a migraine tomorrow" in a cancellation message?

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Carlos Torres · @carlos
3 followers · 37 posts · Server halfstaff.mexibang.com

@iammarsalis this is just what the team needs to gel together!

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Alex · @AlexHelix
5 followers · 70 posts · Server ohai.social

Quite sad it's not cold enough to have the fire on tonight

#cussed #glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

Henru Rust · @HenruRust
86 followers · 288 posts · Server mastodon.world

@SaysDana

I'm sure you've heard this, but anyway, my engineer friend tells me the glass is never half-full. The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

#glasshalffull

Last updated 2 years ago

ThatHil · @ThatHil
30 followers · 117 posts · Server mastodon.uk.com

I reckon I've done well then.

#glasshalffull #positive

Last updated 2 years ago

Nicole BK · @enbeekae
87 followers · 34 posts · Server aus.social

Trying to reframe my perspective on Melbourne weather - it might be a crappy start to summer but at least the torrential rain overnight has filled the water tank to capacity.

#glasshalffull #summer #melbourneweather #naarm

Last updated 2 years ago

Nicole BK · @enbeekae
96 followers · 38 posts · Server aus.social

Trying to reframe my perspective on Melbourne weather - it might be a crappy start to summer but at least the torrential rain overnight has filled the water tank to capacity.

#glasshalffull #summer #melbourneweather #naarm

Last updated 2 years ago