JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
159 followers · 119 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon is rumored to be on the brink of releasing his debut dance video to #TikTok
Known as the BeepWheel, analysts forecast the dance will generate over a trillion views and become a viral craze unlike any the world has ever seen.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
159 followers · 118 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon has an unblinking, all seeing third eye hidden underneath his beard.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon often officiates weddings amongst his followers, but always insists that all gathered must wear stone elephant masks, and all vows be taken in classical pachydermic...
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comLast night #JohnMastodon reputedly tossed and turned, and muttered "Beware the Ides of Musk", until dawn...
When he finally awoke, he told his followers he'd had a vision that Elon will soon be slain by a group of his fellow billionaires upon the red carpet of a movie premiere, his last words "Et Tu Kanye".
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comJohn Mastodon's blood can be used as rocket fuel.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon has no immune system...
He has a firewall instead.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon calls his fingers his "hand trunks" and his toes his "foot trunks".
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon can smell semiconductors from a great distance away.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comDon't let the lack of a mask fool you, #JohnMastodon takes #covid very seriously.
It's just that his supernatural beard creates a natural protective layer the rest of us lack.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comJohn Mastodon's beard grows at a rate of five inches per day...
And has the material properties of ivory.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comElon Musk was John Mastodon's imaginary friend growing up. 💭
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comWhen #JohnMastodon finally defeats #ElonMusk, he intends to send him into exile...
On Mars :mars_photo: 🇲🇭 :space: 🛰️ 🚀
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon is mostly vegan, but he eats a huge pizza topped with well done steak, bacon and pepperoni (all lab grown) every full moon to enhance his powers. 🌕 🍽️
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comLeading political scholars have secretly claimed a John Mastodon vs Elon Musk 2028 presidential race is now inevitable.
🔷 ⚖️ 🟥
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comFor a retirement plan once he is victorious over the tech barons, #JohnMastodon plans to set up his own ethical and responsible space fight company, MastodonCosmos, and live on Mars, Venus and Ganymede sequentially.
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CalamusEstFortis · @ScriptorViator
142 followers · 1475 posts · Server universeodon.comHuh, I just noticed that @JohnMastodonFacts has more followers than me.
My creation has grown beyond my control and wildly eclipsed me. Now I know how @godpod must feel.
Thanks to all followers in any case.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon knitted #BernieSanders iconic mittens for him...
From Mastodon wool.
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com🔶 🔶 🔶
It is whispered by some that John Mastodon's powers come from a contract he made with Arybathmus, the ancient god of pachyderms, and that if he does not destroy the tyranny of big tech within a hundred years, his soul will be forfiet.
🐘 ⚔️ 🐀
It is part of Arybathmus ancient war with Ninkilim, the god of rodents, who chose his own champion in the form of a billionaire whose family name and personality reminded him of so much of himself.
🔶 🔶 🔶
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.com#JohnMastodon has evolved tapeta lucida as part of his power.
They are so bright that if you shine a torch into his eyes and look into them, you will blinded, as if you had looked into the sun.
Google is your friend, ignorami ;)
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JohnMastodonFacts · @JohnMastodonFacts
158 followers · 117 posts · Server universeodon.comEvery recognised 🌍 government has banned #JohnMastodon from going on tour when his debut album 🎶 Elon Killed The Goodbots 🎶 releases, out of a well founded fear that no venue will safely hold the sheer numbers of revelers drawn by his powerful message and talent...
That, and that his performance of the rumored best song 🔶 🎤 🏰 The Peasants Will Sit In The Palace 🏰 🎤 🔶 will cause spontaneous populist revolutions against the rich and powerful everywhere he performs.
Hit it Solarbot @gpt
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