I want to go on record and say this:

Please ignore this historical only #moustached gentlemen... Oh my gosh, please don't try and sport just a moustache. It looks terrible on every single one of you. Your #moustache should never be longer than your #beard, grow both or none.

The other thing that I'm bringing to #FacialHair club, I understand that there was a time and place that the #goatie ruled, no longer. You look like you belong on a register nowadays. At least trace your jawline.