#HappyHolidays to all the unsupervised teenagers at the public ice rink that I didn't strangle with their own insecurity. Your repeated embarrassment at knocking others down while not connecting it to your own behavior made me remember how grateful I am not to have had social media when I was in high school, and that the social/emotional learning curve for some is steeper than others. Also I have alcohol.

#merrychristmas #christmasspirit #godblessthechildren
#comedy