So, the #Mets lost again. Interesting stat: the #Marlins have scored 23 fewer runs than the Mets, but they're over .500 by five games. The Mets are 12 games under and still sinking. #GoFigure

In other things I don’t understand, #Facebook @meta happily blocks and takes down images of tittles and breastfeeding infants, but slightly violent full on pornographic sex “doesn’t go against community standards”? #GoFigure

In 2015 when I first tried to re-integrate with Phish after a decade and a half of total exile from the scene, the Wingsuit lyrics were the biggest hurdle for me to overcome. But the slinky pitch bent Lydian jam in the outro was also the main argument for their continued relevance. #GoFigure

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Why is healthy food so expensive in America? Blame the Farm Bill that Congress always renews to make burgers cheaper than salad
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-healthy-food-expensive-america-115032164.html

Not judging, and in some ways it may be considered "progress", but when I was born, you couldn't air a TV commercial about toothpaste, because it was considered vulgar and too intimate, and now there are cartoon bears wiping their poopy asses with toilet paper on prime time.
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Local pub had a mulled wine event scheduled for tonight. Been cancelled due to cold weather! 😂😂
Seriously, isn't that what mulled wine is all about?
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Florida mom behind Amanda Gorman’s book ban linked to Proud Boys: report https://www.rawstory.com/amanda-gorman/
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I read this 6 part thread so you don't have to.

I had no idea that people collect Starbuck's, seasonal, stainless steel mugs - with straws. #GoFigure

My rattie, in a stunning display of animal athleticism, can do a one hop jump from the shelf, to my lap, into his enclosure like nothing happened...my rattie can also fall off the edge of the rug onto the floor beneath. 🤷‍♂️❤️🐭
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⭐️ 1st #RedSox win at Fenway Park despite 12+ strikeouts and 13+ runners left on base since August 5, 2018 vs #Yankees (also a 5-4 win, also in 10 innings). #GoFigure

@waitnwallflower Hmmm… I’m skeptical as to the validity of the test, but dang, INFJ describes me almost to a T.
Also, I don’t believe in astrology except for everything related to Leos, because we really are like that.
#GoFigure #TrueStory

@Greviculteur
C'est assez rigolo car qund le fn appuie dessus amendements de gauche venant de la NUPES, c'est un scandale et une malédiction absolue.
Par contre, quand un texte issue du gouvernement est adopté grâce aux voix du FN, ça ne fait l'objet d'aucun atermoiements. Mieux : quand on fait remarquer que le texte est passé grâce au FN/RN, les mêmes expliquent que le FN/RN est bien plus républicain que la nupes qualifié de terroristes d'extrême ultra gauche antisémites.

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@miosety

I've never noticed the strange shape of West Virginia before.

Until now, I've only looked at it as part of a bigger map where the little offshoots don't stand out.

There must be some kind of story behind those frog legs and the one sharp corner.

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1. Har hunden laus, trass båndtvang.
2. Plukkar ikkje opp driten etter hunden.
3. Hunden, og hundeeigar sjølv, _går_ i skisporet.
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Maybe #ElonMusks Midas touch is not so golden #gofigure

@einhjeriar

However masto.art has their "high ranking place" on #most #defederating for good reason ...

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A tiny little moss planet that I discovered on our roof #GoFigure #Mosstodon

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https://blog.archive.org/2023/01/29/a-calculated-move-calculators-now-emulated-at-internet-archive/

@TechBean agreed! People hear can cheer for their home team without being a troll. #GoFigure 🤣

I absolutely would NEVER live tweet a game over there. Too ugly.

A Local Paper Sounded the Alarm on George Santos. Nobody Listened https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/the-new-yorker-radio-hour/a-local-paper-sounded-the-alarm-on-george-santos-nobody-listened
#GoFigure 🙄 #NationalMedia #BigTimeFail