I was stuck in traffic and I still had no idea where my pants were.
Then I realised I was British, so at least I wasn't as badly off as an American who might think the same thing to themself. After all, #goingCommando was even a trending hashtag on Mastodon, wasn't it?
Okay, no, it's true, it wasn't. Maybe it will be after this, for (fre)edBallsDay.
#FlashFictionFriday (well no, not really)
#EdBallsDay#freEdBallsDay
#goingcommando #FlashFictionFriday #edballsday