Gold Bond Medicated Powder needs to do an ad campaign that’s a drag queen holding up a bottle going “Guuurl. Trust.” Then it cuts to some burly dude powdering a chicken with a text overlay:

“Gold Bond. We work, so you can werk.”

Entering my #madmen era 💅

#iykyk #itsnottheheatbutthehumidity
#goldbond

@scrumm Ideally, that lotion contains African shea butter, cocoa butter, and coconut oil. It's not nice to be ashy, fellas! And don't forget your scaly elbows! 7 bucks for this. Get the big pump bottle and save. #GoldBond #RadianceRenewal #IYKYK

Lessons from late night call-in radio: When it's down to the wire, you'll have to choose between buying gold, or #GoldBond medicated powder.

Lessons from late night call-in radio: When it's down to the wire, you'll have to choose between buying gold, or #GoldBond medicated powder.