[I've set a timer in the kitchen. I'm now in the office, asking the office device the following.]

Me: "Hey Google! How much time on the timer?"

Device: "It looks like you don't have any timers set."

Me: "Hey Google! How much time on the timer in the kitchen?"

Device: "It looks like you don't have any timers set."

Me: 🤬

[For the record, yes, my devices are properly #programmed in the correct rooms. #kthxbai!]

@google #GoogleDevices #stupidity #idiocy #bugs #features

Pretty Impala asked me to remind her to do a task at 4pm.

I turned around and asked Google to remind me. 🤣

Anyhow, the moral of the story is that I like doing useful things for my girl.

The End.

#reminders #GoogleDevices #love #relationships #useful

An errant @google device in my bathroom plays white noise.

Me: "Hey #Google, stop."

Device: [Does nothing.]

Me: "Hey Google, STOP!"

Device: [Does nothing.]

Me: "HEY GOOGLE, STOP!"

Device: [Does nothing.]

Me: [Takes a damn hammer to the damn device, and smashes it to bits.]

Nah, I rebooted it, but man... Not a day passes before some Google device around my apartment does something stupid.

#GoogleDevices #idiot #stupid #buggy #bugs #reboot #HeyGoogle #OkGoogle