IKEA insists my order (which is due to be delivered Wednesday) is out for delivery today.

FedEx says the package is in North Carolina.

I am not in North Carolina.

#GreatJob

Corporate IT's MDM: hourly popups saying "Your device requires a security update" to macOS 13.4.1

Also Corporate IT's MDM: forbids upgrading past macOS 13.3.1

#GreatJob

This guy —> @fabianarbor has probably made the first #Fedex rebranding ever that is actually good. #greatjob - Found on creativebloq.com

Currently watching a box lacrosse game between two Canadian teams (Calgary at Halifax.) The arena DJ is playing Miley Cyrus' "Party In The USA." #GreatJob

Just got a paper bill from Verizon, with a notation that I'm now saving $20 each month by getting paperless bills. #GreatJob

@Emily_S I just saw your thread with the complete explanation #greatjob 👏

Getting savaged af in the replies.

It’d be a shame if more people piled on, wouldn’t it?
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RT @DallasPD
We need to get him some treats! K9 Officer Ballentine does it again! On 12/2/21, the Lovefield Interdiction Squad seized over $100,000 with the help of Ballentine. Good job Ballentine! #DPDK9 #PoliceDog #GreatJob @DallasLoveField @DPDChiefGarcia
https://twitter.com/DallasPD/status/1467617382264881156

They hate you and will brag about how much they hate you

RT @DallasPD@twitter.com

We need to get him some treats! K9 Officer Ballentine does it again! On 12/2/21, the Lovefield Interdiction Squad seized over $100,000 with the help of Ballentine. Good job Ballentine! #DPDK9 #PoliceDog #GreatJob @DallasLoveField@twitter.com @DPDChiefGarcia@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/DallasPD/status/1467617382264881156

@fasse You did a #greatjob #modernizing it!!

@domx

The freakout over the #factcheckFALSE of Bernie's whatever is especially funny considering the FACT of how much energy has gone into taking the #FactChecking of Trump's INSULTS so seriously.

The US's capacity to buildout their #ClownWorld never ceases to amaze me. #GreatJob

Congratulations to Maria for successully updating the question, "Did you beat your wife this morning," for politics!
#GreatJob
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RT @atrupar@twitter.com
MARIA BARTIROMO: I know the president is under massive attack here domestically from the media, from the left. That has to be tough. Is there any reason to believe that's causing him to make the wrong foreign policy decisions?

MIKE POMPEO: [completely ignores question]
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1184475985946861578

RT @SamGregory@twitter.com

Come work with us here @witnessorg@twitter.com - initial focus on including our current work on #deepfakes within program practically addressing intersections of #AI and other tech with misinformation, authoritarianism, and upholding human rights globally #greatjob #job https://twitter.com/witnessorg/status/1128762040733130753

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SamGregory/status/1128770043553210369

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