It's Christmas Day and time to sing Christmas carols!

My all-time favorite spoof comes from none other than Stan Freberg: Green Chri$tma$.

"There are two S's in Christmas and they're both dollar signs!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IXlfJSEi4

#Christmas #Carols #StanFreberg #GreenChristmas #Satire

Sacré Père Noël... #GreenChristmas

Guess it is a #GreenChristmas. Relatively warm, foggy night in town.

[ #nlwx #yyt ]

Schöne Feiertage aus dem Mühlviertel! #HappyHolidays #SeasonsGreetings #Austria #GreenChristmas

Forgetting that electricity to heat the iron costs more than a new sheet of gold-leaf wrapping paper...🙄

#PeekTwattery

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

Sending best wishes for a peaceful and happy holiday from everyone at South Tyneside Green Party🎄💚

#GreenChristmas

Twas the night before,
night before Christmas
And all through evening
it was hot as hell
Because her parents were freezing
They live down in Florida you see
Are octagenarians with temp sensitivity

🥵 #GreenChristmas #family #Holidays #hot #elderly

I’ve ironed old wrapping paper for the family and I to wear around the house to keep warm.

I’m still paying £thousands to profiteering energy companies though.

#ToriesOut170
#GeneralElectionNow

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

Tory Minister. Remember her the next time you wonder how the country came to be so fucked.
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RT @pow_rebecca
My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK
https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

Well, Xmas tree is finally going up. I shall be getting what I’ve been asking for Xmas for years now. Trees donated in my name to ecological restoration sites.

There’s no packaging waste, it lasts long past Xmas, and it does some good for the world. I don’t need more plastic stuff.

#climatechange #conservation #greenchristmas

That’ll curb emissions for the fossil fuel giants. Just iron some sheets of paper… climate crisis sorted 🤷‍♂️

No need to stop new coal mines or new oil licences or frequent flyers or subsidies for the biggest polluters…

Just iron some paper 🤣🤦‍♂️

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

Is Rebecca Row a real person? Someone tell me she's not, please!

British trees!

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My #GreenChristmas tips

If you’re buying a real Christmas tree this year look out for the Grown in Britain logo 🎄

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605919330528534528

There’s a once-in-a-generation cost of living crisis on and she’s giving us Take A Break Top Tips.

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872/video/1

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

A tiny fragment from my Christmas cartoon for Church Times, 'Ways to have a Green Christmas'. From my Guide to the Planet series. You can see the whole thing here:
https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2022/23-december/regulars/cartoons/dave-walker-guide-to-the-planet

#Christmas #cartoon #green #greenchristmas

This woman is a troll

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My #GreenChristmas tips

If you’re buying a real Christmas tree this year look out for the Grown in Britain logo 🎄

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605919330528534528

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

Or you could just not vote for people like this MP, who thought a video taking the mickey out of the poor was a good idea.

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

The Tories get a lot of practice ironing with all the laundering of money.

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872

Including £1800 p/m in rent.

RT @pow_rebecca@twitter.com

My top Christmas #recycling tips

Ironing old wrapping paper means you can re-use last year’s 🎁

More tips at https://www.gov.uk/government/news/24-ways-to-waste-not-this-christmas

#GreenChristmas @DefraGovUK@twitter.com https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872/video/1

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/pow_rebecca/status/1605239119269199872