"A #boneless #chicken #wing is not a chicken wing, #actually" is such a tiresome piece of commentary.

We know. It's a #nugget. It's a #breast cutlet. It might even be #cauliflower. But mostly it's just an alternative for those of us who don't like to gnaw on #bones and #gristle like forest-sh~tting animals but find ourselves sharing space with chest-pounding hurr-hurr wing-eaters.