JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 445 posts · Server mstdn.party

"And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more." — Ogden Nash — — —

#ogdennash #quote #quotes #fun #joke #pun #humor #humorous #groaner #quip

Last updated 1 year ago

Phil Landmeier · @shuttersparks
319 followers · 3012 posts · Server qoto.org

#groaner

Last updated 1 year ago

What is the first dance taught to chicken who want to be exotic dancers?

The Chicken Strip.

#groaner #dadjokeftw #trytheveal

Last updated 2 years ago

Shoe sizes are too confusing. All shoes should be the same size.

Two feet.

#groaner #puns #dadjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

MLevie · @mlevie
5 followers · 17 posts · Server stranger.social

Mastodon does not have enough jokes.

#funny #jokes #groaner

Last updated 2 years ago

Jonathan D. Abolins · @JonAbolins
251 followers · 711 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Today, my urologist gave a splendid holiday present, a splendid plastic travelling beer mug with a lid ;-)

#urology #medicalhumour #groaner #sillymoodtoot

Last updated 2 years ago

Jon Abolins - Railways · @JDA_Railways
3 followers · 12 posts · Server home.social

I received a splendid holiday present from my urologist, a plastic travelling beer mug ;-)

#medicalhumour #urology #groaner

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Deitchman · @Fueco
8 followers · 37 posts · Server mstdn.social

We remembered to stop at The Alamo!

#daaaad #groaner #dadjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Deitchman · @Fueco
9 followers · 50 posts · Server mstdn.social

We remembered to stop at The Alamo!

#daaaad #groaner #dadjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

John Mierau · @servingworlds
293 followers · 3119 posts · Server mastodon.social

mastodon.social joke: if mastodon's an elephant, does that make all other socials...
...irrelephant?

I love Masto's lack of tracking & ads & less spam 'n bot vs. twitter. Give it a try!

Maybe we can finally have nice things?

@servingworlds

#groaner

Last updated 3 years ago