"And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more." — Ogden Nash — — — #OgdenNash #quote #quotes #fun #joke #pun #humor #humorous #groaner #quip
#ogdennash #quote #quotes #fun #joke #pun #humor #humorous #groaner #quip
What is the first dance taught to chicken who want to be exotic dancers?
The Chicken Strip.
#groaner #dadjokeftw #trytheveal
Today, my urologist gave a splendid holiday present, a splendid plastic travelling beer mug with a lid ;-) #Urology #MedicalHumour #Groaner #SillyMoodToot
#urology #medicalhumour #groaner #sillymoodtoot
I received a splendid holiday present from my urologist, a plastic travelling beer mug ;-) #MedicalHumour #Urology #Groaner
#medicalhumour #urology #groaner
http://mastodon.social joke: if mastodon's an elephant, does that make all other socials...
...irrelephant?
I love Masto's lack of tracking & ads & less spam 'n bot vs. twitter. Give it a try!
Maybe we can finally have nice things?