pephorror · @pephorror
31 followers · 252 posts · Server metalhead.club
I haven't run in a few days y #mastotrends script.
#trends across servers, #python code here:
https://github.com/pephorror/mastotrends/blob/main/mastotrends.py
#accordingtotherules 4429
#meermittwoch 3651
#fairphone 2687
#gabon 1598
#fairphone5 1323
#wednesday 1132
#vgmwednesday 808
#whiskerswednesday 795
#13books 747
#rightinthefeels 737
#spahn 589
#giuliani 576
#ahsoka 530
#今月描いた絵を晒そう 398
#mittwoch 392
#wipwednesday 391
#ofmd 357
#grocerystorerumors 333
#frankenstein 283
#wordle802 253
#wordle802 #frankenstein #grocerystorerumors #ofmd #wipwednesday #mittwoch #今月描いた絵を晒そう #ahsoka #giuliani #spahn #rightinthefeels #13books #whiskerswednesday #vgmwednesday #wednesday #fairphone5 #gabon #fairphone #meermittwoch #accordingtotherules #python #trends #mastotrends
Olga of Kyiv 🇺🇦🇺🇸 she/her · @AchesAndPains
466 followers · 501 posts · Server mstdn.social#grocerystorerumors #HashtagGames Someone died in the restroom in the back right corner of the store, that’s why it’s always closed 😵
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
juanejot · @juanejot
47 followers · 38 posts · Server beige.partyThe reason you can't return a discounted item for full price is that you can either recoup or coupon.
#GroceryStoreRumors
#HashtagGames
#grocerystorerumors #HashtagGames
nadiabcarmon · @nadiabcarmon
175 followers · 746 posts · Server mas.toAny time you see a broken seal, and can't remember if you opened it or not...a piece of your memory has been erased.
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
NWBison🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻🇹🇼🐈⬛🐈⬛🐕he/him · @NWBison
286 followers · 3572 posts · Server newsie.social
#GroceryStoreRumors #HashTagGames
Please respect grocery items marked with people’s names — those belong to GroceryStoreRoomers.
#grocerystorerumors #HashtagGames
Elden Jones · @eldenjones
0 followers · 2 posts · Server opalstack.social
Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
94 followers · 4838 posts · Server qoto.org#HashtagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
The can stocker was working his way through college to become a meteorologist. One of his prognostications came out thus:
It'll be chili today, but hot tomale.
#grocerystorerumors #HashtagGames
Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
94 followers · 4837 posts · Server qoto.org#HashtagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
There was a rumble in the Produce department when a pair of lettuce heads got to whining about the potatoes as referees because when it came to a friendly game of Squash, they were all eyes.
And they whined all the louder when they found that the corn was all ears--then they REALLY raised a racket.
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
94 followers · 4837 posts · Server qoto.org#HashtagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
There was a rumble in the Produce department when a pair of lettuce heads got to whining about the potatoes as referees because when it came to a friendly game of Squash, they were all eyes.
And they whined all the louder when they found that the corn was all ears.
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
94 followers · 4837 posts · Server qoto.org#HashtagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
The tubers must have come from overseas, delivered by Popeye. When customs asked about any declarations, they all declared "I yam what I yam!"
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
94 followers · 4837 posts · Server qoto.org#HashtagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
After the weekend shopping rush was over, Romaine got plastered again at the salad bar.
#grocerystorerumors #HashtagGames
Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
94 followers · 4837 posts · Server qoto.org#HashtagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
It's always a good idea to avoid the aisle marked Canned Meat if you want to block Spam.
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
Spabetti · @Spabetti
170 followers · 1277 posts · Server mas.to
#grocerystorerumors has it that #ElonMusk was seen in the candy section. Allegedly he assumed some chocolate bars were making fun of his renaming some #network ...
#network #ElonMusk #grocerystorerumors #HashtagGames
Morax · @morax
382 followers · 1642 posts · Server satanodon.comThey have exactly what you are looking for in the back, they just don't want to go get it for you.
#grocerystorerumors #hashtaggames #hashitout
Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank · @EmptySet
18 followers · 872 posts · Server dobbs.town#HashTagGames
#GroceryStoreRumors
This bodega is legally owned by that cat.
#HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
Jason Didner · @jasondidner
254 followers · 1410 posts · Server mstdn.socialI hear they're changing the expiration dates on the milk. Don't tell anyone you heard that from me. 🔐
#hashitout #HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors
TreeRoot · @TreeRoot
0 followers · 119 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org#grocerystorerumors I heard they are selling bread n shit
but take that with a grain of salt
Mindsets · @setsly
22 followers · 62 posts · Server mindly.socialGrocery stores are silently yet deeply ashamed whenever a customer uses a different store's branded bags (or, uh, maybe it's only me...I always find myself embarrassingly hiding the words on my bags in such cases).
Jason Didner · @jasondidner
252 followers · 1400 posts · Server mstdn.socialA friend of a friend told me Impossible vegan Taylor ham is coming to Jersey.
#grocerystorerumors
#ItsAJerseyThing
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
#hashitout #HashtagGames #itsajerseything #grocerystorerumors
Jason Didner · @jasondidner
252 followers · 1400 posts · Server mstdn.socialA friend of a friend told me that olive loaf and head cheese are making a comeback.
#hashitout #HashtagGames #grocerystorerumors