On the subject of "suburbanite with concealed carry permit", I give you "suburbanite with more money, more paranoia, than the whole #NRA":

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2023/jan/25/pepper-spray-school-run-apocalyptic-suv-reznavi-vengeange

If you have not yet, I would recommend reading "Along the Scenic Route", by Harlan Ellison.

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