Hey @googlemaps can you add a 'noisy' star rating for pubs on the map?
I'm so sick of going somewhere with friends to chat and WE CAN'T FUCKIN HEAR EACH OTHER

If I want a bar I'll go to a bar
Fuck's sake
#grump

It wasn't supposed to be raining again #Grump

I don't care about the danged stupid new movie and wish people who had no intention of ever seeing it would stop giving it free advertising, dangit! #grump

*grump* what do you want from me? #fursuit #grump#

Today is the Fourth of July.

Or, as I like the call it, The Day Reckless Assholes Scare the Dogs and Endanger Everyone's Lives by Lighting Fireworks in a Forest Tinderbox.

#grump #Fourth #FourthOfJuly

Fucking everything fucking hurts and I just need to be cross and swear-y about it for a minute. #grump #NEISVoid #ChronicPain

Apple Watches are nice, sure, but they always feel like bizarre planned obsolescence incarnate. Time pieces can last decades, even generations! Buy yourself a nice watch with a movement that will stand the test of time (ha) if you want a watch. #WWDC #grump

Today's "hey looks like they don't do digital" moment:

Instead of just emailing or texting us the information, the person *takes a photo of a PDF open on their laptop* and sends that photo to me via WhatsApp.

I've blurred the details, but the picture also crops out some of the text.

🤦

Honestly it feels especially meta doing alt text for this image.

#grumble #grump #MaybeItsTimeForABreak

@brandon

I still refuse to use it. #GRUMP ;P

Since when did changes to rail schedules warrant national radio news stories? So what if you can now travel direct from Essex to Heathrow. Is it a slow news day? 🤨 #grump #notHadMyCoffeeYet

@topher

I'm gonna start outsourcing all my #grump posts to you 😂

#WTG

@wtwagg

...

What's the endgame of that kind of pandering?

It can't be good.

#grump

@benjaminhollon @dropbear42

Yeah, but "Software Industries" == Proprietary crap.

Am I being an irredeemable grumpy FOSSbro? #grump

Such an annoyance in life that Do Re Mi and C-D-E ways of talking about notes are incompatible. I would eliminate doremi in a second and not look back.

#grump

Tuesday
#grump

Electric bicycles.... Why do so many of them NOT have lights on them! I mean if you have a battery that means you can freewheel on the pavement at 30kph surely it can power a couple of led lights..

#grump

Judgment Day is still not doing it for me. I can't take it seriously and it feels ever so much like it wants me to take it seriously. Also the mutant resurrection thing is just bloody cloning. #grump #grump #grump

Glad so many people are joining the #Fediverse but I have to say: it took you long enough. I'm especially irked at all the people who supposedly support open standards, open source and decentralization but weren't willing to put any effort into supporting a decentralized, open source social platform based on open standards. Well great – you're here now but it shouldn't have taken the complete meltdown of Twitter to make it happen. #grump

@urbandata Man these Euro-panel apartments are springing up in every city! To heck with the character of the neighborhood...
#Philly #grump

I have had butt pee for 8 days now after eating a bowl of curry. I think this is almost certainly my tomato allergy going nuclear on me. I did some searching, and apparently all my symptoms are … anaphylaxis? People act like it's just difficulty breathing, but that's apparently anaphylactic shock. Anaphylaxis has lots more forms. Including butt pee.

Which means I can never have normal pizza again.

#grump #whine #FoodAllergy #anaphylaxis