It is way too early for me to be a functioning adult this morning…. At least there’s coffee 🥱🫥 #BearsOfMastodon #GayCub #GrumpyCub #Gay #Queer.

Today is just not my day. Slipped down the stairs this morning, spilt hot coffee on my crotch/shirt, went to go change and put on my clothes backwards, and now my work computer is mad at me because I installed a program (that IT told me to do) and I have to wait for them to remote in and see why my computer doesn’t want to work.

Can I go back to bed now, and just skip to tomorrow? #GrumpyCub #BearsOfMastodon #queer #ITWoes

The best part of waking up, is hot coffee on your *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* 😭😭😭😭

Can I go back to bed now? 🥺😭

#MorningFail #HotCoffeeOnYourLap #GrumpyCub #BearsOfMastodon #Gay

Coffee is a moral imperative this morning. Definite Monday vibes here, but I’m here kicking and screaming and raising hell wherever I can. Drink your water, take your meds, and summon the dark lord to help your friends succeed throughout the day. #grumpycub #coffeeandcigarettes #Monday #bearsofmastodon #alphabetmafia