That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
20 followers · 111 posts · Server mastodon.worldHis eyes glazed, as if gazing at a distant #horizon. Suddenly focusing, he muttered "It's not #safe here."
"The #Wounded #Bastard," said #GrumpySwearyFairy, "is one of finest inns for miles and it's your round. A large &*!$ing beer for me, matey."
#horizon #safe #wounded #bastard #grumpyswearyfairy #vss365 #2wordprompt #vssmagic
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
19 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.world"The #Moth #King," said The Queen darkly, "threatens us again, and my court have the #collywobbles."
"One #moment," said #GrumpySwearyFairy, conjuring a fireball.
"Oi," she yelled. "%!$$ off, you fluttery &%!@er, or I'll singe your moth balls!"
#moth #king #collywobbles #moment #grumpyswearyfairy #vss365 #vssmagic #2wordprompt
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
19 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.world"I," muttered the castle cleaner, "am 'aving THE worst #day. Where's #GrumpySwearyFairy when yer need 'er? A #fireball spell'd sort out the #amazing #slime in Prince 'Enry's underpants."
"Abra-%£@!ing-cadabra," came a voice. "Fancy a pint?"
#day #grumpyswearyfairy #fireball #amazing #slime #vss365 #vssmagic #2wordprompt
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
19 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.worldHenry was sitting quite gingerly.
"Do I want to know?" the Queen asked of #GrumpySwearyFairy, who smirked.
"Well, I was teaching him chemistry and how the noble gases are non-reactive. The &*^!ing idiot said 'here's a Noble #gas!' and tried to light one of his farts..."
#vss365
#grumpyswearyfairy #gas #vss365
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
19 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.world"Why," asked the Queen, #grim-ly, "is our visitor #balancing like that? Has he got #gas?"
"Well," grinned #GrumpySwearyFairy. "He tried to promise your daughter an #eternity in an #instant, so she kicked him in the &*!$ing knackers."
#vss365 #2WordPrompt #vssmagic #scifansat
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That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
19 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.world"I #fear," said the Queen, "that this #knight will #rabbit on about #tenebrous subjects before making his point. If we are to make #progress with him, we must listen."
"&*!!*%^$ to that," said #GrumpySwearyFairy, igniting his underwear.
#fear #knight #rabbit #tenebrous #progress #grumpyswearyfairy #vss365 #2wordprompt #vssmagic #scifansat
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
16 followers · 43 posts · Server mastodon.world"A #deadly game," he smirked, stroking the #crystal, "and one you #lost when you #touch-ed this."
#GrumpySwearyFairy laughed. "I didn't go near it. It was an illusion, and you fell for it. Enjoy eternal damnation, you !#^%ing idiot..."
"Oh shi..."
#deadly #crystal #lost #touch #grumpyswearyfairy #vss365 #vssmagic #2wordprompt
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
16 followers · 43 posts · Server mastodon.world"Maybe, just maybe, we can #borrow a little #hope for the future, #manifest good things, and begin anew."
"Shut up and have another cookie," said #GrumpySwearyFairy. "It's nowhere near midnight an' I'm not drunk enough yet for your mystical bull&^!*."
#borrow #hope #manifest #grumpyswearyfairy #vss365 #vssmagic #scifansat
That Burnt Writer · @thatburntwriter
5 followers · 11 posts · Server mastodon.world"#Dad!" Henry crawled into the throne room. "I was #reverent-ly enjoying the view into #space, when I..."
"Got a #thunderbolt to the *&!$ing knackers for leching at the next kingdom's princess through your telescope," finished #GrumpySwearyFairy.
#dad #reverent #space #Thunderbolt #grumpyswearyfairy #vss365 #2wordprompt #vssmagic