Ursula Windpipe :yeeesssss: · @charble
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"Look", you say to the typical Lancashire Man. "You know why you're crying, don't you?"

The man nods.

"It's because you live in Lancashire, isn't it?"

He nods again.

You put your little robot arm around his shoulders, and say, "Why don't you come back to Yorkshire with me? Get away from all this horror, this pain, this suffering?"

He looks at you, tear filled eyes full of doubt. "And be The Enemy?" he asks.

"Aye, but better that whatever this is, int it?"

#gubbins #arg

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Ian C ⚒ 🇺🇦 · @iancundell
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I should probably have done the thing shouldn't I?

, , planning advisor, , , , , sometime .

Interested in most things, except synchronised swimming because jokes are never getting old. But especially , and related

Oh, and because glory hunting is for wimps.

Hopelessly inept typsit.

#writer #introduction #gubbins #RuralPlanning #UKplanning #geographer #uk #urbanplanning #urbanism #business #buffy #climatescience #urbandevelopment #westham

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