I might have frightened some straight twinks at the gym today when they were showing their abs in the mirror and I lifted my shirt and slapped my belly and used my best "trucker voice" to say "oh hell yeah boys we showing our abs?!"

#gymMenace

Someone at my gym wrote:

"live fast, get f***ked" - Spock

on the chalkboard. I changed it to pay tribute to my favorite punk band of all time.

#theVandals #liveFastDiarrhea #punk #powerlifting #gymMenace