Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
23 followers · 64 posts · Server home.socialWhat Hanukah miracle are we celebrating?
Scientists at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory got more energy out of their menorah than they put in.
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Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
21 followers · 58 posts · Server home.socialWho did Antiochus call when he couldn’t get his program to run in Judea?
The Greek Squad
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Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
21 followers · 58 posts · Server home.socialHow old was Judah Maccabee’s father?
He was so old that he was still using a Matisyahoo email account.
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Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
21 followers · 55 posts · Server home.socialAntiochus:
Should I withdraw from Judea? I will abide by the result.
Yes:__
No:__
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Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
20 followers · 53 posts · Server home.socialWhy couldn’t the Greeks hire mercenaries to fight the Maccabees?
The mercenaries wouldn’t accept gyro-currency.
Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
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Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
20 followers · 51 posts · Server home.socialWhat was the unreasonable demand King Antiochus made?
He wanted the Israelites to worship digital NFTs of his idols.
Slick Sharkey · @SlickSharkey
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Oh I hope this is real, @DBashIdeas@twitter
I mean as “real” as #crypto and #nfts get.
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