Pango · @pango
53 followers · 437 posts · Server fosstodon.org
@Brevesdepresse
Vu qu'il y a eu au moins un mort à cause de cet utilisation à contre-emploi du RAID, je pensais que #darmanin allait démissionner
#Hahaha
https://www.mediapart.fr/journal/france/280823/comment-le-raid-novice-en-maintien-de-l-ordre-provoque-la-mort-de-mohamed-bendriss-marseille
Lac Meod · @LaFoulqueDuVexin
161 followers · 4376 posts · Server piaille.fr
Aux gens qui se croient drôle en disant tient je viens de m'acheter ma première voiture je suis un.e méchant.e psychopathe : la réponse est t'es aussi drôle que le commandant du camps de concentration d'Auschwitz accueillant les déportés en leur montrant les cheminées fumantes et disant que c'est le seul moyen d'évasion.
Shawn Klein · @kb7clx
17 followers · 165 posts · Server mstdn.socialDo you feel like your life is a soap opera? Do you feel like everyone is watching your every move? Did your newborn baby suddenly become 5 years old overnight? Then he or she may be suffering from... Soap opera rapid aging syndrome. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_opera_rapid_aging_syndrome #humor #tvTropes #hahaha #television 👶📺🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂📀☆🎥⋆｡𖦹🎞️°‧…
#television #hahaha #tvtropes #Humor
NewsHound Ellen · @NewsHoundEllen
95 followers · 238 posts · Server crooklyn.social
· @BobDevney
349 followers · 5620 posts · Server wandering.shopToo good not to share the greatest post ever on this subject, even if @ZackBornstein only posted this on, uh, another site:
Struggling to figure out how 8 billionaires who want to replace workers with robots are losing the narrative to 10,000 professional storytellers and the 150,000 hottest people in the world
#hollywood #strikes #ai #writers #actors #hahaha
不能相知也 · @jymotox4
1 followers · 111 posts · Server m.cmx.im美国国家气象局（NWS）统计数据显示，人一生（80岁）中遭受雷击的概率为1/13500，其中男性被击中的可能性是女性的5倍，雷击致死的人中，大约有85%是男性。 #hahaha
不能相知也 · @jymotox4
1 followers · 111 posts · Server m.cmx.im
新冠-->不上學-->不想死了
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2023/07/19/teen-suicide-plummeted-during-covid-19-school-closures-new-study-finds/ #hahaha
Joe · @Freederick
0 followers · 1 posts · Server masto.ai
不能相知也 · @jymotox4
1 followers · 111 posts · Server m.cmx.im犹忆中国乾嘉间，初弛海禁，有一西人身服之衣敝，当时又无西人为衣匠者。无已，招华成衣至，问：“汝能制西式衣否？”成衣曰：“有样式即可以代办。”西人检旧衣付之，成衣领去。越数日，将新制衣送来，西人展视，剪制一切均无差，惟衣背后剪去一块，复又补缀一块。西人骇然问故，成衣答曰：“我是照你的样式做耳。”今中国锐意图新，事事效法西人，不求其所以然，而但行其所当然，与此西人所剪之成衣又何以异与，噫！（辜鴻銘）
#hahaha
Nando161 · @nando161
619 followers · 30364 posts · Server kolektiva.social#People who are into #incest, #beastiality and all sorts of other #disgusting #taboo illegal #sex shit #DNI!
#You #obviously forget your #health #mentally and #physically is at #risk if you take part in a lot of that.
#ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #politas #antifascism #hahaha #haha #haha #ha !
https://www.tumblr.com/161afa1312acab/720975569587683328?source=share
#people #incest #beastiality #disgusting #taboo #sex #dni #you #obviously #health #mentally #physically #risk #AusGov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #antifascism #hahaha #haha #ha
Kenno · @Kenno
100 followers · 1007 posts · Server mastodon.nzYesterday's drawing with a migraine with&no meds...
Failure IV. About 90% done and in only 4.7 hours, but, big blank gap near the end. Nope, the pen had ink in it!
Also, none of the four failures were of the correct drawing. The intended drawing has more line as an order of magnitude!
Also, the previous failures were all cast in curves. The intended drawing has curves splines and whole sections made form joined differently circles (think a flattened spring spiral).
#HAHAHA-WHIPE-OUT!
不能相知也 · @jymotox4
1 followers · 101 posts · Server m.cmx.im
Rosie Walters · @sirenoftitan
343 followers · 3527 posts · Server mstdn.social
Eric Mächler · @eric_maechler
200 followers · 874 posts · Server mastodon.digitalsuccess.dev
不能相知也 · @jymotox4
1 followers · 81 posts · Server m.cmx.im
Rocke de la Ernska · @derg82
24 followers · 391 posts · Server dresden.network
ReverendRef · @reverendref
73 followers · 277 posts · Server ohai.social
Tope · @utopia
0 followers · 2 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
FartsMusically :success: · @FartsMusically
16 followers · 447 posts · Server universeodon.com
MrShoggoth · @MrShoggoth
157 followers · 1859 posts · Server toot.communityIt would be terrible if germaphobe Trump got head lice while in custody in NYC today.
#TrumpArraignment #Hahaha