Introducing #HaiQu which is a form of #HaikuFlarf or #FlarfHaiku
i copy interesting phrases form my Mastodon timeline and add them to a list. periodically, i compose a haiku by selecting three collected phrases
#haiqu #haikuflarf #flarfhaiku #haikoot
elitist cabal
enshittification
corpse paint
#haiqu #haiku #haikuflarf #flarf #surrealism
(gender of the day)
snake clitoris
psychopathological objects
occupy your mind
#haikuflarf #flarfhaiku #haiku #haiqu
got another #MicroPoem published in dadaku
this is from my #HaikuFlarf series where I grab random phrases of my timeline and mix and match three of them to make a #haiku
christ writing nerds do but also just tell me
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry
stochastic parrots
fentanyl test strips
t-tewwowists
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#micropoetry #appropriation #senryu #badhaiku #haiku #haikuflarf #foundhaiku
grandma’s basement
tomb mural of a deity
judas goat yoga
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry
gender fascism
organized wrongdoing
sucks teeth
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
These aren't slapped together. I've got hundreds of lines that I work from and it takes time.
(I used to call these #TwitterHaiku because that's where it started.)
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry #twitterhaiku
@robertvh @mastometrics @Gargron
this is very cool and a slippery slope to composing #haiku as click-bait. as in...
obedient puppy girls
vibrate to disturb
saccharine fables
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#haiku #foundhaiku #haikuflarf #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry
dragon school—
trans women studying
too human nonsense
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#micropoetry #appropriation #senryu #badhaiku #haiku #haikuflarf #foundhaiku
government regulation
saves shareholder's money
catastrophe regrettable
(each line was lifted from other people's posts)
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
#micropoetry #appropriation #senryu #badhaiku #haiku #haikuflarf #foundhaiku
flesh overpowers love the fuccboi thing
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry #OneLine
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry #oneline
endemic delusion
kkkwhite the dog whistle
inferno remains
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry
lesbian vampire nun
egg laying
blood on the dew
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry
paramecium saints
embrace of boomer metal
gaslight trend
#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #haiku #badhaiku #senryu #appropriation #micropoetry
dyspraxia brain
the nipple of what’s easy
sweet monkey jesus
(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)
super-meth and guns
dildo of consequences
there will be no snacks
#foundhaiku #haikuflarf #flarfhaiku
the logic of capitalism
les mortes respire
flying pork cutlets
#FoundHaiku makes the most sense but i like the sound of #HaikuFlarf a little better
the tentative title of my #FoundHaiku anthology is "Flying Pork Cutlets"