Sucks when you have a picture of your cock on your phone but your dad is watching finance gurus and your brother wants to learn about deals in Saudi Arabia...

#halp

Hej intertubes! Jag undrar en sak: ungefär hur många aktiva utövare har speedway i Sverige? (Ja jag har försökt hitta en siffra men förgäves) #halp

I am genuinely horrified with the amount of deep fake content I see on Facebook daily. It’s far to easy to be fooled, especially the general public.
#rant #ai #scary #facebook #halp

It turns out that the thing I didn't need in a jetlagged state is a party at Chuck E Cheese. #halp

#Security #Question

"6 characters required"

B-but.. My first pet only had 4 letters in its names ?!! :ablobcatknitsweats:
#Spouse ? Also less than 6 ! 🙀

#Halp ! #RamblingsAlcea

In case anyone is wondering how it's going with building those cabinet doors.. it's not. 🫠 #theneverendingstory #diy #woodworking #halp

Hello #hivemind, does anyone know the case #screw #dimensions for the BBC Micro A/B and Acorn Electron please?

#retro #retrocomputing #BBCMicro #Acorn #AcornComputers #AcornElectron #halp

Yo! Why can’t we upload photos on this platform anymore? Haven’t been able to for over a week now. #Halp #Help

Ok, still struggling with where to stay for #ipres2023. Is Champagne-Urbana bikeable or am I too European? I’m looking at either something kinda affordable, but probably with a 20-30 minute commute to the conference venue OR insanely expensive but mildly walkable? Or did someone book a room for two that they want to go halfsies on? #halp

I'm 100% available for this! Hit me up, noobs!

#welcome #MastoHelper #questions #help #halp https://mstdn.chrisalemany.ca/@chris/110797726760130193

Old lamp it is. #pinterestaddiction #halp

Sigh.. our latest challenge in building a cabinet is buying a table saw. Recommendations are appreciated! 💸💸

#fediverse #halp #woordworking #DIY

Another day, another 8 hrs of online shopping for a rug. #Pinterest is ruining my life 🥲

Btw if anyone manages to find this rug they'll get a very nice compliment. #fediverse #halp

7 year old me, falls from tree: “tee-hee, that was fun!”

38 year old me, waking up after sleeping in a position that is 1/10th of a degree outside the norm to accommodate my dog and husband: “everything hurts and I’m dying 🫨”

Oh the joys of getting older 😭

#MyBackHurts #Halp #BearsOfMastodon #Queer

Alright everyone, thank you all for your advice, I'm going with the Makita 18V LXT hammer drill with bit set :D #fediverse #diy #halp

https://www.coolblue.nl/product/925479/makita-dhp485rfj-71-delige-bit-en-borenset.html

Dear #fediverse friends, please help me make another completely insignificant choice.

My corded drill died so I'm finally allowed to buy a new one. 🥳 Problem is that I found 3 identical drills:

1. Bosch: https://www.gamma.nl/assortiment/bosch-18v-accuboormachine-universaldrill-systeembox-met-241-accessoires-incl-2-accu-s-1-5ah-lader/p/B162059
2. Makita: https://www.gamma.nl/assortiment/makita-18v-accuboormachine-df488daex1-70-delige-accessoireset/p/B185462
3: Black&Decker: https://www.gamma.nl/assortiment/black-decker-accuklopboormachine-bdchd18s2ka-qw-18v-104-delige-boren-en-bitset/p/B139587

Please help or I'll just sit in front of my screen and not get anything done today 💀 #choiceparalysis #halp #diy

Ok donc y’a un 40 degrés prévu demain. #HALP

“I will not start a new project before finishing my current one, I will not start a new project before finishing my current one, I will not start a new project before finishing my cur- oh neat, what a great idea for a new libguide.”#medlibs #librarians #halp

#halp! on my #Mac how do I "pin" an audio input. How do I declare, "always use this mic when present"?

I remember reading a thread on here about how "Lotatoes" - the so-called low carb potatoes brand - were a load of rubbish and how they outed themselves on an accidental reply-all email. But I can't find it again.
Anyone have a handy link?
#halp
#LazyWeb