The best thing about living in the future with chronic #insomnia?

I can do my Christmas shopping on my #HandComputer

Tappy tap tap - aaaannnd done.

Still think this #Christmas thing is ridiculous if you don't have kids. #Roast dinner + capitalism + stressed people. Like why do that?

Were there any transport running in the #UK, and things not so obscenely priced for the duration of the #festivities, I'd happily bugger off until it was done!

I'm not bah-humbug, I'm bah-routines-are-boring!!