Are there any #Glassblowers out in #HaphalumpWorld? I would happily commission glassware here, and a bong is not a particularly complex piece of glassware.
I could probably build a half ass unit myself. (I'm a multi talented slug) It's basically a matter of having the equipment and glass handy. Neither of which is financially feasible for me.
But I'd happily commission someone, who does it anyway on a "regular basis", to do it for fair compensation...