root@eruditorum.œrg · @root2702
246 followers · 1202 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

VOICEMAIL: Hi, Avi? This is Dave again? Playing stupid didn't work, so now we told them to fuck off. The head suit is very mad at us. He called me out. We had a really discussion in the McDonald's across the street. He says that I am being stupid. The McD's mgr asked us to leave because we're disrupting some children's . I acted scared & told [the head suit] that I'd go in and look at removing . Instead, I am calling you. Please call me? Good-bye.

#tense #happymeals #tombstone #cryptonomicon

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Laura Cochran · @lacochran
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HoustonDog :mastodonworld: · @HoustonDog
453 followers · 678 posts · Server mastodon.world

If money buys you happiness … ten bucks at MacDonald’s would get you morning, noon, and night.

#happymeals

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