My wife loves Egyptology and other ancient Middle Eastern cultures, so when I told her that the season finale of Ancient Empires is coming on tonight, and it's about Cleopatra, I suddenly became The Greatest American Hero.
I'm getting a good dinner tonight!
WOOT!
😎
#HappyWifeHappyLife

Hey, remember this post from 5 hours ago?

3 dishwasher loads, 2 MopBot runs, and 1 trip up the stepladder later, and the kitchen is clean.

I'm wringing out the sponge and folding the dishtowel and The Domestic Partner bursts through the door.

Their materials didn't get delivered to the jobsite, so work is cancelled this week.

"What's for dinner? I'm starving," he says.

I ordered Chinese.

#Partner #DomesticPartner #HappyWifeHappyLife #Cooking

#HappyWifeHappyLife

Wenn du auf deine Frau wartest, dass sie aus dem Store kommt 😂😂😂 #shopping #happywifehappylife

Been feeling like shit for the past few days with a massive toothache :CoffinDance: . Will see the dentist on Monday, will try to enjoy some turkey tomorrow, but in the meantime, my wife made me my favorite. Dinner tonight is tomato soup and a grilled cheese. :WolfHeart: I will return the kindness by rolling her a blunt. :ablobmeltsoblove:

#StonerCouple
#HappyWifeHappyLife
#Blessed
#Boricua + #Indigenous

Been feeling like shit for the past few days with a massive toothache :CoffinDance: . Will see the dentist on Monday, will try to enjoy some turkey tomorrow, but in the meantime, my wife made me my favorite. Dinner tonight is tomato soup and a grilled cheese. :WolfHeart: I will return the kindness by rolling her a blunt. :ablobmeltsoblove:

#StonerCouple
#HappyWifeHappyLife
#Blessed
#Boricua + #Indigenous

Some good preparation for a server move done tonight. Customer is very particular about outages. #HappyWifeHappyLife

Ich hab zwar eine Meinung dazu aber mich interessiert mal wie verbreitet die Dinger sind. Meine Frau liegt mir seit Wochen mit einer #Heissluftfriteuse in den Ohren.

Brauch man so ein Teil?

#happywifehappylife

@darrenoneill What you mean is, Kym is right to say that. ;) #HappyWifeHappyLife @Johncdvorak