Just had a quick look at the #threads #ios app.
Health care data, financial and sensitive info!
*gasp*
Where we’re going, we don’t need ads.
#social #socialmedia #data #heist #mastodon #fediverse #whereismydata
#threads #iOS #hardpass #social #socialmedia #data #heist #mastodon #fediverse #whereismydata
Lou (2022)
d. Anna Foerster
"He was supposed to be dead." With that line I should have been out, but I stayed for "What branch of the service were you in?" "The CIA." Hahhaha, wtaf? I stayed for bad acting, a bland story about a Green Beret dad who kidnaps his daughter to fight his mother who overthrew the Iranian gov't and...look, don't be like me, skip this one altogether.
#HardPass #Netflix #Film #movies #MovieReview #cinemastodon
#hardpass #netflix #film #movies #moviereview #cinemastodon
twitter isn't even interesting most of the time anymore, it's almost habit more than pleasure. I'm looking for what I once found, but it's seeped away. I only wish Mastodon had a better NBA presence. Most of those guys are still on twitter for the same reason many freelance sorts are on there.
I'm mostly either bored or infuriated. #HardPass
Hamlet (2000)
d. Michael Almereyda
There comes a point when you re-tool the play so much that it becomes almost unrecognizable. Casting non-Shakespearean actors sometimes has its benefits, but not in this case. Fancy camera work, video cuts, and Blockbuster doesn't help this production at all. #HardPass #MovieReviwers #ShakespeareSunday #Film #cinema #FilmMastodon #CinemaMastodon #Hamlet #Shakespeare
#hardpass #moviereviwers #ShakespeareSunday #film #cinema #FilmMastodon #CinemaMastodon #hamlet #shakespeare
Who goes to see Enys Men on a Tuesday night? Apparently only me. And now I know why. Couldn't get to the exit quick enough. #HardPass #horror #movie #MovieReviews #horror #CinemaMastodon #FilmMastodon
#hardpass #horror #movie #moviereviews #CinemaMastodon #FilmMastodon
Please send your thoughts and prayers - I need to be awake in 5 hours for my #Yeeterus but I can't fall asleep.
I'm excited & scared & anxious & ready to DO THIS. Got my #GhostClothes ready to go, just in case.
Hmm... I should bring my good slippers too. If I die, I don't want to be stuck in those FUCKING HOSPITAL SOCKS for eternity. #HardPass
#yeeterus #ghostclothes #hardpass
I’d rather live in the creepy ocean that eats people, from the movie Europa Report. Thanks tho.
#placesnottolive #hardpass #musk #Twitter
#Watched the first 2 eps of History of the World Part 2. It give me no pleasure in telling you that this isn't funny. At all. It's even more painful to think a group of "comedy" writers thought their stuff was funny enough to film. It makes me wonder if Mel Brook was involved at all with it.
#HistoryOfTheWorldPart2 #HardPass #Hulu #series
#watched #historyoftheworldpart2 #hardpass #hulu #series
#Watched someone's home movie of the tops of doors closing, feet, walls, black frames. Weird, but like all home movies pretty boring except to the family in the movie.
Skinamarink (2022)
#Horror #movies #HardPass #cinemastodon #FilmMastodon
#watched #horror #movies #hardpass #cinemastodon #FilmMastodon
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999)
d. Luc Besson
I don't mind the historical inaccuracies, the abbreviated nature of the movie, or how Hollywood loves to add flaming arrows and boiling oil in Middle Age battles but I have to draw the line at John Malkovich as a French king and depicting Joan of Arc as a scared child with severe mental issues.
#history #movies #cinemastodon #FilmMastodon #Cinema #HardPass
#history #movies #cinemastodon #FilmMastodon #cinema #hardpass
The Drop (2023)
Why did I think a #comedy about someone dropping a baby on its head would be funny? Oh, because Hulu marketed it as a comedy. I've got news though- it's not funny, not in the least bit. Why? Because dropping babies on their heads isn't funny.
#HardPass #movies #CinemaMastodon #FilmMastodon
#comedy #hardpass #movies #CinemaMastodon #FilmMastodon
I’m reliably informed that the #Elvis movie is absolutely terrific! That sounds fantastic!
Problem: it’s about Elvis, and features Elvis’ music.
I don’t like Elvis, or Elvis’ music.
Sick (2022)
I don't call anything "dumb." It's cheap, easy, and not really a critique. So let me put it this way: #Sick is the screamiest Scream since Scream. It manages to include every #horror trope, cheap ploy and do it with no imagination. Adding COVID doesn't give it points for creativity. But, hey, Deus ex lighter saves the day. #movies #cinemastodon #FilmMastodon #HardPass
#sick #horror #movies #cinemastodon #FilmMastodon #hardpass
Because I had not met my quota of bad movies this week I decided to watch This Means War (2012). And if you're looking for a bad movie, and not the bad good sort, this will fit the bill.
#movies #cinemastodon #film #ChrisPine #TomHardy #HardPass
#movies #cinemastodon #film #chrispine #tomhardy #hardpass
John and the Hole (2021)
d. Pascual Sisto
A spoiled rich kid drops his parents and sister into a 20 ft hole, no damage done, because...no reason. This rambling mess plods along only for the sake of telling us John is messed up. Like what happens to a lot of white kids of privilege there are no ramifications to his actions.
Some people should not be allowed behind the lens of a camera.
#HardPass #MovieReviews #Film #cinemastodon
#hardpass #moviereviews #film #cinemastodon
Well, A24, they can't all be winners.
#Meh #HardPass #NotForEveryone #movies #cinemastodon #Film
#meh #hardpass #notforeveryone #movies #cinemastodon #film