Dog: (knocks on back door)

Me: (opens door)

Dog: (stares, motionless)

Me: “In or out?”

Dog: -I reject your arbitrary distinction between inside and outside-

Me: “You’re training me to give you a treat to cross the threshold, aren’t you?”

Dog: -I’d like one of the little dried fish, please-

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